I'm not the pheasant plucker

[jpgray]

I'm the pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants
'til the pheasant plucker comes.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. I saw a pheasant the other day

with a baby pheasant. I also saw a beaver. My mom saw a loon. Lots of wildlife out and about in this hot, wet weather...

[HEyHEY]

2. Pheasant Fucker

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife

And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life !

[jpgray]

5. I like yours better (nt)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. I can't remember the rest

[jpgray]

7. I've made one up around "cunning stunts" that I will leave unposted

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. but you can pm it

:evilgrin:

[jpgray]

10. No, it must never see the light of a CRT

Seeing as it was written in the style of a jazz standard by my friend Kevin and I while listening to that particular Cows album, and contains some horse imagery that Freud would say a thing or two about.

:o

[burrowowl]

4. Many wild birds are

more difficult to pluck than chickens on which you pour boling water.
Many wild birds need to be chilled and plucked carefully to retain the skin.

[BikeWriter]

8. Wild turkey plucks better a couple of days after killing...

The one I collected years ago was the best roast turkey I've ever eaten.

[sasquatch]

11. Did your feline houseguest find a new home?

[BikeWriter]

12. Not yet. Believe it or not, her and the kitties are still alive...

I've bought Purina Kitty Chow, litter, collars, leashes, flea sprays, etc. I'm not sure if they will survive, or if I even will, but they're still here. Thanks for checking. :)