Rumsfeld Doesn't Know If He Has Lost His Mojo

[matcom]

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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said he does not know whether or not he has lost his mojo, as a leading news magazine suggested, because he doesn't really know what mojo is.

"Is Rumsfeld Losing His Mojo?" was the headline in Time magazine above a story about Rumsfeld's recent difficulties concerning Iraq (news - web sites) policy and differences with U.S. lawmakers.

"Have you lost your mojo?" a reporter asked Rumsfeld during a Pentagon (news - web sites) briefing.

Rumsfeld said he did not consult a dictionary -- as he has for words like slog about which he has sparred with reporters -- but he spoke with an aide who had.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=3&u=/nm/20031031/od_nm/mojo_dc

[trof]

1. mo·jos or mo·joes

1. A magic charm or spell.
2. An amulet, often a small flannel bag containing one or more magic items, worn by adherents of hoodoo or voodoo.
3. Personal magnetism; charm.

He may have 1 or 2, but he does not now, and never has had, 3.

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. not surprising, Rumsfeld's mojo has been runing amok in

The City of Townsville

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. And here are the girls to save the day

[Loonman]

3. Dr. Evil took it

"Now things are going to be awkward"
-- To Frau Farbissina after using Austin's Mojo.

[BiggJawn]

5. He obviously lost it years ago...

That's why all the unbridled violence towards the world, "Limp-dick? *I'LL* show you LIMP-DICK!!!!!" (button push)

"Ka-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!"

He should talk to Dole Dole or Mike Ditka....