The Dummies Guide of all CAPTIONS!!!!!

[skip fox]

"Gee. And I thought trolls made aluminum! . . . And look, there's an assembly line, just like on t.v. Wow. Bet you could make anything here. Bet you could make lawn decorations or mechanical bunnies or tiny subs that go underwater in the bathtub and really work on soda powder and not those little plastic pieces of shit that all they do is rip you off, and . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[XNASA]

1. w* sez: "Pull my finger."

[Mr. Jinx]

2. Georgie's arm seems very used to that position, doesn't it?

[Fenris]

3. "Man, joining Devo was the best decision I ever made."

"Glad I didn't become president like daddy wanted."

sigh...if only.

[wysimdnwyg]

4. W.: Hey, toys!

Worker: No, sir! Don't touch that, it's dangerous!

[Elidor]

5. "What happens if I push that button over there?"

"I bet I'd really mess up your day, haha!"

Bluecollarman: "Fuck you, junior, I voted for GORE! And you already messed up my day."

[underpants]

6. Now watch my hand watch real close you are feeling sleepy..

Repeat after me "The wealthy deserve all their money back....if I become wealthy one day I don't want to pay any taxes.....I must work harder and produce more to serve the military industrial complex...

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

7. See that factory floor?

Try to unionize and I'll make sure it all moves to Mexico.

or

I want all them boxes that say "Made in China" to be relabeled to say "Made in USA." And Voila! I've improved the manufacturing base! Mission accomplished!

[rock]

8. Your right, with these glasses I can stack sh*t this high

Why does Georgie always do that gesture? I've used this same caption too many times to count!

[cosmicdot]

9. W: we were actually shocked to learn you folks were here ...

... every time we thought we had found a manufacturing plant and called to see if anyone was home, we'd get a recording that it had been closed down and it would give us one of them foreign type phone numbers ... you should have seen the room when someone shouted out: lookee-here, there's an aluminum manufacturing plant in Ohio ... we popped the cork on some Freedom champagne ... now, that I'm here, I can see it's hardly the Ritz ... I guess that means a cracker to you ... so, those downtrodden-looking folks over there, are they 'muricans?


June 16, 2002 in the Toronto Star
Out of Breath in America

"Within months of taking over the White House in January, 2001, Bush ripped up his campaign promise to reduce carbon-dioxide emissions that cause global warming (reductions opposed by the oil industry), announced that the United States had abandoned the Kyoto accord to limit greenhouse gases, thwarted a tighter limit on arsenic in drinking water and promoted a plan to drill for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge."

Texas rancher tries to fight back as his family chokes on the legacy of Bush's business-first pollution policies

ROCKDALE, Texas -- DO HIS grandchildren have the right to breathe clean air? That question is at the core of Wayne Brinkley's high-noon showdown with Texas aluminum giant Alcoa.

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines02/0616-01.htm