Let's talk about sex

[yvr girl]

Anyone ever seen a bee 'do it?'

[matcom]

1. yes but only orally

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Oh fer crying out loud.

NO SEX THREADS!!!!!! You know the drill.

[Aristus]

4. Oh come on. This is just to break in the new mods.

You know that. B-)

[yvr girl]

Even insect sex?

You can't see anything without a magnifying glass.

[Midlodemocrat]

Okay, keep it to insect sex.

but I am watching......

[matcom]

7. pervert

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Nice, matcom, nice.

[matcom]

9. hey, YOU were the one who said they were watching

NOT me :D

[yvr girl]

12. You are so kinky

You'll be really popular when everyone finds out. :evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Try to keep it to yourself.

I don't want to influence the other mods.

[The empressof all]

26. Jeeze Midlo...

Am I gonna have to watch after you now?

:hi: :hi: :hi:

[yvr girl]

28. I'm such a bad influence

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

29. How much is my silence worth to you?

I can be bought.

[Debi]

13. That's just sick...go watch the Animal Planet....you perv n/t

[havocmom]

20. Well. bees do help plants have sex

Maybe we need to take it to the Science Forum?

My husband loves flowers and bees. He thinks if fun to force the uptight fundies to watch sex out there in the yard ;)

[billyskank]

Yeah, those self-rutting haemaphroditic fuckers!

Your garden is basically an orgy.

[meegbear]

3. Bee Arthur?

[Debbi801]

6. Someone please pluck out my eyes

:scared:

[FuzzySlippers]

10. What are those things coming out of her head?

They look like frying pan handles.

[Kraklen]

11. actually yes.

I am proud to say I have seen pornographic photos of a young Bea Arthur. They were published in a Hustler issue.

She had a large snake, a boa constrictor I think.

[GalleryGod]

5. Cole Porter reference?

:blush: Sorry.........

[SarahB]

24. Someone else picked up on that anyway.

:hi:

[mike_c]

14. did you know that queen bees mate only during their nuptial flight...

...and that they store sperm internally, often from multiple males, for the rest of their lives. Every egg they fertilize-- all of which produce female bees-- is dependent upon that sperm store.

Actual mating occurs on the wing and results in the death of the male who is, um... dismembered in the process.

[Maestro]

15. Not with a bird

and not even with another bee. :shrug:

[Mutley]

17. I saw about four male mallards trying to do it with a female mallard

At the same time! :scared: and she wasn't happy about it either :wow: :hide:

[yvr girl]

18. Was she a really hot mallard?

Or just a flousy?

[Mutley]

21. She seemed more like a prude.

She was really pissed that they were messing with her. She kept running away.

[noonwitch]

19. No, but I have witnessed duck rape

There were lots of ducks around where I grew up. Every spring, the male ducks would gang rape the females. The females would fight, but the males would take turns holding her down. It was just like that Jodie Foster movie, only with ducks.

[Deja Q]

22. At the zoo I saw a lot of paired-up ducks... one small thing,

all but 2 pairs were male/male mallards. (the other two were hetero)

[SarahB]

23. Birds do it, Bees do it, even educated fleas do it.

Let's do it. Let's fall in love.

I can't believe not one person knows any Cole Porter here. For shame. :grr:

[yvr girl]

25. Where do you think I got the idea for the thread?

I also think Cole was mentioned.

But you're right, nothing like a Cole Porter tune.

[SarahB]

27. Ok, I'm relieved now.

:D