Scary Icon most likely to be a Freeper

[carrowsboy]

Poll question: Scary Icon most likely to be a Freeper

In honor of today being Halloween, which of these horror movie monsters is most likely to be a Freeper? Who can you picture sitting down to the computer after a long day of massacre & murder to whine about the "libruls"?

Please explain your choices...

[markbark]

1. Pinhead is the only real choice

Amoral, utterly devoid of mercy and prone to attack only the most helpless. QED



--MAB

[7th_Sephiroth]

3. nah

pinhead actually saw military duty *in World war 1*

[AverageJoe]

2. Leatherface

I voted for LF because:

1. He hails from Texas and, GWB aside, Texas is becoming more fundamentally right wing repiglican by the second.
2. He seems like the most mentally impared spook of the bunch

[RandomKoolzip]

4. What about Torgo from "Manos: the Hands of Fate?"

Always going on and on about "The Master.." "The Master wouldn't approve," "The master wants you but I will have you, etc." Tries to grope a woman, just like Schwarzennegger did, has huge swollen knees, probably from fellating the MASter (who knows?) Somewhat creepy but mostly ineffectual, no morals, thinks he's a big shot but is really somebody's toady, greedy with wives like a Mormon, etc....

[Zuni]

5. There is something really terrifying about those knees

I remember Joel and the Bots were very confused that the filmaker used knees as his unusual feature..

[RandomKoolzip]

6. "Big kness? Sure, let's go with it!"

Manos is truly one of the most terrifying films ever made. Try watching it without the MST treatment sometime late at night. Holyshit, it is just the creepiest movie ever! The whole thing really does look like what I'd imagine a snuff film would look like...