I have not one, but TWO, count em' TWO ass cherries

[LynneSin]

Should I put them up for bid on Ebay?

I'm enjoying a bag of cherries and 2 of my cherries are split perfectly in a way that they are sorta like 'double pit' cherries and they look like perfect little buttocks

I wish I had a camera - I'd share this joyous occasion with all of you.

I wonder how much I could get on Ebay for such an anomaly in cherries

[leftofthedial]

1. matcom woudl start the bidding at $10,000 each

[ET Awful]

2. If you offer "ass cherries" on e-bay, I think you will get an entirely

different kind of bidder than you want :)

[On the Road]

3. I Thought This Thread was About Hemorrhoids

Don't even know why I clicked.

[lectrobyte]

4. But does it resemble the Virgin Mary? nt

[LynneSin]

5. I suppose you could say it resembles her butt

:shrug:

[CottonBear]

9. Mary Cherry Butts would go perfectly on the Jesus Buffet

along with the E-Bay Jesus toast and the Virgin Mary tortillas.

[benburch]

6. Only two?

You mean you don't have THREE ass cherries?

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

7. eat em whole, shit em out, and make yourself a cup of asspresso

[madrchsod]

8. matcom will be jealous

[BikeWriter]

10. You would not believe the potato we found the other day...

It was pornographic. I should have taken a picture.