Can you think of something that you could start a thread on

[johnnie]

And not offend at least one person at DU?

[Mutley]

1. Apples come in red and green.

Hows that?

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. You forgot yellow, you FUCK!

:grr:

[Mutley]

7. D'OH!

okay... Apples come in red, green, and yellow... and perhaps some other color I haven't heard of yet.

Better?

[skygazer]

6. Oh, sure, just leave out the yellow apples!

Golden Delicious apples always get the short end of the stick! I'm disgusted! There are many fine apples that aren't red or green - why do you have to be such an elitist? Why do you hate America?

[HEyHEY]

20. Both of you twatknockers forgot - pink gala apples

[XNASA]

2. Well, I could start a thread about how awful Budweiser is....

...and can think of only one person it would offend. ;)

[BOSSHOG]

9. No that thread sure as hell wouldn't

piss off anyone. I get Christmas Cards from Anheiser Busch every year wishing me many more years of health and happiness. I bet you drink that awful swill Miller garbage.

No, favorite beer threads shouldn't get a reaction from anyone.

[johnnie]

10. With my cash situation these days

I can't even afford Bud anymore. Don't even ask what I have been drinking..lol.

[asthmaticeog]

12. Goebel? Schaeffer? Black Label?

In any case, not Hamms or Old Style Light, I hope.

[johnnie]

16. None of those

And not Old Milwaukee either.

I have been drinking Busch here and there. :toast:

[asthmaticeog]

17. As in Busch Family Evil Empire?

For SHAME! :silly:

[johnnie]

21. It's my tribute to them

For me being worse off financially than I was a few years back.

[XNASA]

15. Old Milwaukee?

[alittlelark]

3. Air is good to breathe

[Trigger Hippie]

5. Not the polluted kind...

:)

[ohiosmith]

8. Gun toting Asian lesbian pedophiles who eat KFC.

[name not needed]

11. Nope. It's not possible.

[sui generis]

13. impossible

and I am outraged, OUTRAGED!!!!! I tell you, on behalf of a whole bunch of people I don't know and never will, for even bringing the topic up to begin with.

You troll! You freeper!

:evilgrin:

[malmapus]

14. I think therefore I am

..

[JohnKleeb]

18. a man who thinks he is a two year old girl

[johnnie]

22. OK..LOL

I forgot about that one.

[JohnKleeb]

26. I felt tempted

I am in the mood you know.

[Shell Beau]

19. I am a female! Argue with that!!

And if that offends you, well, shit!

[johnnie]

23. Oh, I bet some would

Just to do it.

[Shell Beau]

25. This time I have proof!

:silly:

[hyphenate]

24. Well

general questions are always the best in that regard. I would say that anything that asks an innocent question in a "getting to know you fashion" will be the least offensive.

[johnnie]

28. True

I am just amused sometimes at what offends people. I wonder if they just act offended to start a flamefest.
This thread was meant to be light-hearted.

[Left Is Write]

27. No.

I am absolutely certain there is no thread I could start that wouldn't at some point piss someone off.

I've had it happen in perfectly innocent threads about the perfectly mundane events of day-to-day life.

[Misunderestimator]

29. Nope... That's impossible.