Should I even bother? Thursday's Randi

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Leading off with a parody of Conyers trying to deliver his petition to the White House, which is closed for "Flag Week."

Har de har.

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1. Conyers' convening his forum down in the basement

Is symbolic of an underground movement to bring so much that's been covered up into the light.

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2. After the forum, Conyers and co-signers will go to the White House

Who will be there to receive this group? Will George hide behind the curtains and pretend he's not home?

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3. 82 soldiers died in May 2005

The exact same number of soldiers who died in March 2003, before Georgie declared the end of "major combat operations."

"I got news for you, Mr. President." Tell it, Randi!

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4. We're back with Walter Jones of "freedom fries" fame

Why are Republicans so obsessed with food? Here's Duncan Hunter with a nice dish of chicken and rice pilaf! We wouldn't feed someone rice pilaf and then torture them, would we?

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5. Actuality of Jones

All that evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq -- "It was nevah theah!"

Followed by Ambassador Joe Wilson: What may have happened to me or my family is nothing compared to what the Bush administration has done to our military in fudging the facts and fixing the intelligence around going to war.

And . . . second station break.

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6. I apparently shouldn't bother

Talking to myself here. Mutter, mutter, mutter. Looks creepy. Better skedaddle before I start looking like Michael Jackson or something, and I have to watch out that Nancy Grace doesn't come after me.