The Red Colobus of all CAPTIONS!!! (Special holiday issue.)

[skip fox]

"So I figured we could make the Pledge of Allegence more exciting if we could do it like a Broadway musical or have people shout out different products during it which would be fun and then we could charge for product placement and stuff. . . . Come on; let's give it a try!"

[GOPisEvil]

1. Uh, George, "Seig Heil" is done with your right hand.

Uh, your other right...

[Swede]

6. Mr. Bush that would be your other right hand.

[7th_Sephiroth]

8. SHRUB:

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!

[wysimdnwyg]

2. Announcer: Would all morans please raise your right hand?

W.: Yep, that's me!

[Mr. Jinx]

9. And when I say 'state your name' that means YOUR name!

[underpants]

3. Now HOLD IT one minute! I don't know who put this banner up....

:bounce:

[XNASA]

4. w* sez: "Pull all mah fingers, at once!!"

[skip fox]

5. Boy, you're on a roll

today! :toast:

[XNASA]

7. It's easy when you stick to a single theme.

Luckily, all of the caption photos have fingers in them.

:hi:

[cosmicdot]

10. W: now, look ... there's nothing unethical about this sign ...

... do you see 're-elect' anywhere, huh? well, do you?

[Bossy Monkey]

11. from the Halliburton inflatable doll catalogue n/t

[Speck Tater]

12. I, state your name, do solemly swear...

... now where's the beer and togas?