Corny Joke Thread!!!

[SmileyBoy]

Q: What did the zero say to the eight?

A: "Nice belt."


Q: What happened to the peanut in the dark alley?

A: He was a-salt-ed.


And so on, and so on, and etc. etc. etc.

[Sanity Claws]

1. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9.

[Sanity Claws]

2. April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

[kedrys]

3. Oh, I was hoping I could use these someday...

Q. How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. There's footprints in the butter.


Q. How do you know there's two elephants in your fridge?
A. The door won't close.


Q. How do you know there's three elephants in your fridge?
A. There's one elephant waiting by the fridge door.



Sorry, my cousin told me these when we were about 7 or 8. :D

[jus_the_facts]

4. What's silent and smells like worms?

BIRD FARTS! :D