I think I have a crush on my dental hygeniest...

[driver8]

I got my teeth cleaned today and the girl that does it is so cute and so nice. She has these huge blue eyes that look down on me as she is cleaning my teeth...and such a great smile.

Let's keep this a secret...I don't want my wife to find out.

[medeak]

1. and her boobalas were hanging on you?

only say that as have two good friends that are dental hygeneists... it's a curse of profession they tell me.

[Orsino]

2. Next time you go...

...eat an entire box of Oreos first.

[neuvocat]

3. Listen, you're going about this all wrong.

Grrr...someone beat me to the same suggestion. Grrr...

[Poiuyt]

4. I hope you didn't have bad breath

And post some pictures of her so we can judge her too.

[KT2000]

5. Next time

as Steven Wright says - eat a bag of Oreos while in the waiting room! She will never forget you.

opps! soory - didn't read Orsino's post first.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. My hygienist looks like Lisa Kudrow's twin sister

So THERE.

:evilgrin:

Seriously. I'm not kidding. Her name is Kirsten.

:toast:

Visual aid for anyone who asks "Who's Lisa Kudrow"...

[tarkus]

7. I don't think I could carry on a normal relationship if I were a hygeniest

Looking at people's disgusting mouths all day would make me hate mouths, if not people altogether. But good luck with her anyway.

[driver8]

8. Oh, I'm not trying to date her...I don't think my wife would appreciate

that.

Just a harmless crush...that's all.