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banjosareunderrated Donating Member (389 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:10 AM
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If I were to randomly walk up on Neil Cavuto and punch his ass out..
would someone here cover me pro bono?

because I'm so close. It really just might happen. I guess I'd deserve punishment because I'm really a pacifist at heart but believe you me, I don't think i'd regret it.

29 years and I've never felt like being violent on those I disagree with but these fux heads have got me hot.

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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:11 AM
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1. Randomly just won't do...
... to be truly effective, you have to wait for the cameras to show up. :)
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banjosareunderrated Donating Member (389 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:21 AM
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2. ok, if I told reporters what I was going to do in advance
and then let them film it. Would that get me free counsel?
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:50 AM
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6. Dunno...
... but you'd be cheating the rest of us by doing it privately. :P
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banjosareunderrated Donating Member (389 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:24 AM
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9. would helicopter fly-bys of the result be enough?
AP--"Fascist knocked out by ugly detroit guy, news at 11."

Maybe it'd bring out the "Get a Brain Morans" guy for a cameo.

Oh wait, I forgot he died in a mullet accident.
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:23 AM
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3. Actors like Cavuto are walking a dangerous path
Even though the whole thing is an act, like the WWF, people take them seriously. I think that they will all regret this shit if somebody gets hurt.
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0rganism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:26 AM
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4. I couldn't represent you in court, but I'd cheer from the sidelines
Edited on Fri Jun-17-05 12:37 AM by 0rganism
Violence never solved anything, but sometimes it is necessary.
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banjosareunderrated Donating Member (389 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:55 AM
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7. my whole life, my parents had MLKing on the walls and taught me to be
Edited on Fri Jun-17-05 01:08 AM by banjosareunderrated
passive and create change without violence. that's why I'm so torn. I'd be violating everything I was taught and believe.

But I'd bust him just the same.

Perhaps I'm less of a person than I should be. But when I see that fascist face, all I can think of is that his ilk would kill me and my family without thought, so he must be stopped, any means necessary.




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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:43 AM
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5. dont be foolish, allow your adversary to move first. then throttle him
if you 're gonna' do it, do it right. provoke the sob in a public place to attack you first. then you can beat the ever living shit out of him as you claim self-defense.
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banjosareunderrated Donating Member (389 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 01:06 AM
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8. aaaahhhhh....
you paint pretty pictures.





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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:27 AM
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banjosareunderrated Donating Member (389 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:44 AM
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12. huh?
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:50 AM
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14. I'm sorry. Perhaps you didn't hear me.
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banjosareunderrated Donating Member (389 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 01:05 AM
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18. no, I sure didn't. are you calling me a puke?
Edited on Sat Jun-18-05 01:14 AM by banjosareunderrated
My name is Mike Ellison, I'm a 29 year-old registered democrat that lives at 26091 Sherwood, room 200, Warren MI, 48091. I'm a graduate of the University of Detroit High School and Loyola of Chicago. I worked on Sander Levin's campaign for state rep. and Clinton's first presidential run when I was 16 years old. You'll notice my place by the purple door and the dead LeBaron parked out front to piss of my neighbors. It looks like this:




And I'm a donating member of DU that agreed with your take on Eric Clapton a few months ago. Could you speak up?
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 01:12 AM
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19. That's very impressive
Except for the "punching out" part.

Bush punched out Hussein for oil.

What's your excuse?
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banjosareunderrated Donating Member (389 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 01:29 AM
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20. my brother. He's been beaten up 5 times for his sexuality. the 5th one
Edited on Sat Jun-18-05 01:31 AM by banjosareunderrated
left him in Beaumont for a week. Perhaps you didn't hear me, a fucking week.

The 6th will not happen. and I'll have no remorse if it brings me to blows.

floog, I have no quarrel with you. I like your posts and I agree that Eric Clapton owes people everywhere an apology. I'm sorry I dissed SG's but I'm a Paul guy and even in the land of Gibson, lines are drawn. but, please, don't equate willingness to fight and noobishness with being a freeper.

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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 01:41 AM
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21. Can someone explain this post to me?
Cavuto has been beaten up 5 times for his sexuality? In Beaumont for a week? The 6th will not happen but banjos wants to punch Cavuto out? No remores if it brings banjos to blows?

:crazy:
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 02:06 AM
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kittenpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:41 AM
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11. I believe that's completely legal here in Florida. n/t
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:48 AM
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13. Well I would help you.
I can not stand that smug little bastard. I would love to rip that fucking Eddie Munster point off of his head.
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emdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:54 AM
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15. An inspirational story....
in my small town, a couple of men were having a feud (this is a true story). The feud went on and on for weeks. Then one day there they sit facing each other from different tables in the small-town cafe. One gets up, takes the Tabasco bottle from the table, and whacks the other man on the head - right there for all to see!

Of course, they go to court. The fine is $350. He said to the judge, "If I'd known it was so cheap, I'd have hit him twice." No joke.

I will gladly give several bucks toward your fine - it would be for a good cause!

LOL

emdee
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:54 AM
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16. Damn straight!
I hate that futher mucker!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 12:55 AM
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17. How could such an action be construed as random?
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 03:35 AM
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23. Locking
This thread has gotten out of hand.
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