ok. 2 ADULT trick or treaters walked into my office OFF THE STREET!

[matcom]

looking for candy.

man and a woman. he was dressed as Cpt Hook and she was dressed up as some sort of cross between Little Bo Peep and Debbie Does Dallas.

they walk right in and yell: "Trick Orrrrrrrrr Trrreeeeeaaaaattt"

yeah BITCH! i got a whole DRAWR full of candy but its MY PERSONAL STASH!

you think i am wasteing MY private Sweet Tarts collection on YOU bozos who think and act like YOU ARE F*CKING SIX YEARS OLD???

Screw Would Ya?

i gots me work to do

:grr:

[Brucey]

1. Trick or treat!

Please send candy, or I will play a trick on you.

[displacedvermoter]

2. You didn't mix them a cocktail?

That's not like you!!!

[XanaDUer]

3. heh, heh

give 'em some stale old candy.

[markus]

4. Damn, nothing like that ever happens in Fargo

They would make my day. They could have all of my sweet tarts and I'd throw in a Pixie Stick as well.

[GOPisEvil]

5. "work"? Like posting on DU?!

:P

I'd have given them black licorice. I hate that stuff. :D

[matcom]

6. well my boss THINKS its work!

damned freaks :D

[Richardo]

7. I am intolerant of adult trick-or-treaters.

x( I'm sure there is a counselor somewhere that can help me with it.

Except I don't WANT help with it.

The bane of the baby boom generation (and its descendants) is the hijacking of this children's holiday by chronological adults incapable of becoming emotional adults. I blame it all on Dr. Spock.

Flame on!

Richardo <--- Halloween curmudgeon. x(

[GOPisEvil]

8. I'll consider your point while I am attending parties tonight.

I'm going as a combination Hunter S. Thompson/The Duke from Doonesbury. :D

[Bridget Burke]

12. Contents of GOPisEvil's "Treat" bag....

"two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. A quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls"....per Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

Have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

[GOPisEvil]

14. Crap...I always forget the Bud...

*mental note*

[Richardo]

13. I know, I know.

I'm a mutant who is missing the gene that enjoys costumes, I guess.

OH well. Don't let it ruin your night, GOPisEvil, I'll be OK. Really. :D

[GOPisEvil]

16. Actually, this is my first Halloween in years.

I'm being lured by the promise of cute women. :P

[Richardo]

19. As your attorney I advise you to meet as many cute women as possible

:D

[GOPisEvil]

21. Yeehaw! An attorney. Maybe I should keep your number handy!

;-)

If there are no cute women, I will be most displeased.

[Bertha Venation]

15. i can hear you now...

"I got a rock." ;)

[Richardo]

18. HA! Actually, I WAS a rather round-headed kid...

Sank you, doktor! I feel cured!

[LuLu550]

9. if they came to your office

you should give them paperclips or something like that. :evilgrin:

[matcom]

10. i'll put a staple in his A**!

is that the same thing?

:D

[LuLu550]

22. yeah

that sounds like a good "treat"...:evilgrin:

[underpants]

11. Any trick or treator over age 8 is basically running a protection racquet

:bounce::grr::mad::bounce:

[Kolesar]

17. give them some action items and a deadline to complete them eom

[thom1102]

20. Get 'em! Sick 'em! Tear 'em apart Matcom!

Matcom, Matcom he's our man! <clap clap clap clap clap>

If he can't do it no one can! <clap clap clap clap clap>

GO MATCOM!!!

[kmla]

23. Give 'em the circus peanuts and the Necco wafers.

That is some nasty use of sucrose... Hate that stuff.

[matcom]

24. I LOVE NECCO's!!!

no way. the circus peanuts definately but my NECCO's??????

this IS New England afterall x(

[GOPisEvil]

25. NECCO Wafers rule!

:thumbsup:

[geniph]

26. Aren't they made of drywall?

that's what they TASTE like, anyway...

Give 'em the fucking candy corn, even dogs won't eat that shit.

[Blue-Jay]

29. Hahaha!

B-)

[DS1]

27. That's why I give out beer

/not really - I wish I had that much money :evilgrin:

[Khephra]

28. Shit man

Halloween is an adult holiday, not just one for kids.

Would you growl at me if I showed up as Pinhead at your door?


Get with the spirit of the day, dude.

:evilgrin: