How Many Dogs To Change A Light Bulb?

[liberalnurse]

1. Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler:
Make me.

5. Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make
sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see
that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

10. Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there .

13. Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

14. Australian Cattle Dog:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle

15. Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he
finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

16. Pug:
Zzzzzzz.

The Cat's Answer:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some
dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF.

[Shell Beau]

1. Cute!! Too cute!

But my dogs have a mama and daddy!

[flakey_foont]

2. Good one!

:rofl:

[mermaid]

3. Good One! You NAILED The Lab!!

I have a black lab, and that is PRECISELY her reaction...

"6. Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!"

That's my dog, to a T!!

[B3Nut]

4. My dog thinks he's a king....

Silly pibble Deuce:



That's actually a Christmas tree skirt...he was observing the taking-down of the tree.

But he deferred to a Persian we fostered:



"oh no, save me from the scary evil kitty!"

Oh, light bulbs? Doesn't bother...he waits for Dad to do it. :D

Todd in Beerbratistan

[Shell Beau]

5. Such cute pics!