I'm going to bris you guys!

[Beware the Beast Man]

Snip-snip.

[Mutley]

1. Glad I'm not a guy!

[Zuni]

3. I don't even remember mine

they did me when I was a wee baby

[Debbi801]

5. I think that is the idea...

You'd be hard pressed to remember something from when you were only 8 days old. :-)

I think it is far more traumatic for the moms. At least it was for me.

[El Fuego]

2. Hey, there's piece of vienna sausage in my martini.

What the hell...?

[Shell Beau]

6. Ha!

:rofl: Probably only funny to females, though!!!

[chickenscratching]

4. whoa!

:rofl:
"snip-snip"

[tigereye]

7. "cleave him to the brisket cap'n"

Pirate movie quote....

yikes the kid's only been home a week and I'm already quoting Disney movies. Soon my brain will turn to mush.

[Beware the Beast Man]

Nothing like a circumcision discussion to sharpen you up, eh?

:eyes: :P

[tigereye]

9. come over here and say that kiddo!

you're the one making bris jokes. And I will say no more! ;)

wah-wah.

[name not needed]

8. bring back souveneirs

[peekaloo]

10. Oy Vey! You can't make a living when you only take tips.

old joke.

[leftofthedial]

11. (Place obligatory kosher hot dog comment here.)