Ask Mr. Gaydar : HELL no Cruise is not gay.

[Cannikin]

I dont want him on my team anyway.

[Shell Beau]

1. Well maybe I don't want him on the hetero team.

[Mutley]

3. you beat me to it.

[Cannikin]

2. hehe I'm sorry, but he CHOSE the straight lifestyle.

[Mutley]

4. Can't you guys take him?

Plllleeeeaaaasseeeee??? We can make a trade. Who don't you want?

[Shell Beau]

6. As far as we know.... What goes on behind closed doors?

[name not needed]

5. I doubt we want him either

Is there a way we can trade him to the Raelians? That'll be a hell of a lot funnier.

[Zuni]

8. I think the furries have an opening

[GumboYaYa]

7. No way, if you guys get Rufus Wainright, you have to take Cruise.

[sniffa]

9. that's not what he said during his audit

there's a reason the rumor's out there.

[KurtNYC]

10. Cruise used to rent a bungalow on the grounds

of the Beverly Hills Hotel. Rumours were thick in the late 1980s.

What's you gaydar say about Burt Reynolds? and every guy who has ever dated Brooke Shields publicly? Better check the battery on that thing.

[tjwmason]

11. Seconded.

Maybe it's just wishful thinking on the part of many many gays, but please let him be straight.

[tigereye]

12. He's yukky

one straight woman's opinion.

[mondo joe]

13. Your wishes do not reflect reality. You have to take him, Santorum,

and Starr Jones' husband.

[nytemare]

14. I think he was a free agent

The straight team offered him a better contract.

After seeing an interview with the guy in your sigline photo, I think he is on the hometeam, though. Great actor.

:)