Will Peggy May Starling get the jobb?

[underpants]

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,



Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.





Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Oh. My. God.

[underpants]

2. E-mail I received

I am pretty sure that none of it is real.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Very funny, though. I sent it on to some of my friends.

I think you are right, doesn't ring true.


Hey, BTW, how is Mrs. UP feeling these days? Getting close, right?

[underpants]

4. On and off good days

She pretty much wore herself out last weekend and felt it on Tuesday.

Looks like they will induce in about 5 weeks. The bag MUST be packed this weekend!!!!

Overall she is doing okay.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Keep us posted! This is such an exciting time!

My oldest is going to be 15 on July 22nd, and I still remember seeing that little face for the first time.

Now if I could just get her to clean her room.