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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:13 AM
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Killing Santorum!
The dishwasher does an amazingly good job of killing the traces of santorum that get on one's sex toys!!! And it gets hot enough to sterilize too!

http://www.spreadingsantorum.com.nyud.net:8090/santorumsplash.gif
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:16 AM
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1. but what if you don't have a dishwasher
:shrug:
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:17 AM
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2. Take things to one of those placed that will steam clean engines.
That should do it.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:07 PM
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4. Santorum can also be killed by boiling in water... nt
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:19 AM
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Thats the nastiest thing I've seen so far today.
but its early.
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:29 PM
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11. Its later and this is STILL the nastiest thing I've seen so far.
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Debbi801 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 11:19 AM
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3. ROFLMBO
Edited on Fri Jun-17-05 11:27 AM by Debbi801
:rofl:

i'll pass that advice on to my better half. :)
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:11 PM
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5. ewwww
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

:puke:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:12 PM
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6.  Might wanna change the subject title....
Just sayin'. No offense, but that could get us into trouble.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:18 PM
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8. I was quite clear.
Santorum is fecal residue.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:13 PM
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7. Ewww. Note to self: do not eat off the plates at benburch's house!
He washes his santorumed sex toys in the dishwasher!
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:24 PM
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9. But never with the dishes!
:evilgrin:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:25 PM
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10. Whew!
That's a relief! :D
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blue neen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:31 PM
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12. Did you put that on Extended Wash
and Heated Dry?
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-17-05 12:50 PM
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13. Yep.
Top rack only, though, as some of the plastics will melt on the bottom rack.

Bottom rack is fine for the acrylic toys, though, and any stainless steel toys.
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