Bored out of my gourd on a Friday afternoon. Ask me anything.

[Plaid Adder]

Tick...tick...

Move your clocky butt, you stupid clock,

The Plaid Adder

[TrogL]

1. What were you doing in the gourd?

Can I help?

[Plaid Adder]

5. Well, you know, it's pumpkin season...

Brought home one of those giant pumpkins, and I was reaching down to try to scoop out the guts, and...

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Beetwasher]

2. Yawn. I wish people would post something interesting to entertain me

;-)

[Plaid Adder]

7. Dean sucks Sharpton's dead goat!

That usually provides hours of entertainment over in GD...

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Beetwasher]

11. Generic Flame Response

Nazi!

[ikojo]

26. A better generic flame response

anti semite!

[GOPisEvil]

3. The Gourds? One of my favorite bands!

http://www.thegourds.com/

[Brucey]

4. Was Robert Graves a great poet?

What about Stevie Smith? Is Sylvia Plath considered great, or is her stock high because of her suicide?

[Plaid Adder]

6. No.

Stevie Smith I know nothing about. Plath's stock is undoubtedly higher because of the suicide but I do like some of her stuff, especially "Ariel."

Eatin' the men like air,

The Plaid Adder

[TrogL]

22. Ariel made me suicidal

I liked it, but I needed a support system while I was reading it.

[LuLu550]

8. boredom? you don't know from boredom!

I'm the communications specialist in a school. I desktop publish the monthly newsletters, etc. The newsletter has to be in the mail by
3 p.m. EST today. Trouble is, the woman who runs the copier has been out for two days...that is why I'm on my 15th hour in the copy room! All my realy work is piling up in my office...
On the postive side, I get to play on DU all afternoon!
:evilgrin:
On edit: Did I forget to phrase that in the form of a question?

[JVS]

9. Who will win in 2004?

[Plaid Adder]

12. Someone other than Bush!

Whether that other person actually becomes President is of course a matter of uncertainty now.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[BurtWorm]

10. Do you like Bullwinkle or Green Acres?

I'm trying to build a knowledge base for each, one fact at a time, right here on DU. It entertained me for most of the morning.

[Plaid Adder]

Never seen either.

But I do quote from Bullwinkle sometimes..."We have moose and squirrel!"

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Is space curved?

Just wondering. I'm bored, waiting to GO to work.

[Plaid Adder]

15. Yep! It's shaped like a burrito!

Free toaster if you can identify the source of that reference,

The Plaid Adder

[RandomKoolzip]

18. Damn, I can't remember...

What is this "toaster" of which you speak, earthling? Will it help us win the Xephon War on Omicron-seti 3?


Damn, where IS that quote from....?

[Plaid Adder]

24. It's from Bloom County, the "penguin evolution" trial

As for the toaster, if I told you what its strategic purpose was, I'd ahve to kill you.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[TrogL]

23. it's got all these wiggly things inside it

other dimensions curled up really tight like boll weevils in cotton

[Droopy]

14. Do you think an English major is a good idea?

I've just changed from psychology to English. Psychology was going to require 4 years of grad school and about $70,000 in debt and, besides, I don't think I have the personality for it. I like to read and write so I decided to go with the English major with hopes for a cushy office job when I am through. What do you think?

[Plaid Adder]

16. Yes!

More people should be English majors. Knowing how to write gives you tremendous power, because not many people in this country do, really.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[LuLu550]

17. how long will it take me to

get out of the 700 Club???

[chiburb]

19. 83 more posts... n/t

.

[Homer12]

20. What's your favorite color?

[soleft]

21. how did you meet your sig. other

I'm just asking cause next month is 1 year since I met mine. Encouraging/inspiring to hear of such a great ltr.

[Plaid Adder]

25. We met in college

First time we met, actually, was at a gay/straight rap during our university's gay awareness days thingy. However, we didn't see each other again, really, until a year later when we ended up in the same dorm.

Getting together was a very long process, as we are both cerebral people and I had been under the impression that I was straight until that point.

Congratulations on the upcoming anniversary! Every journey starts with a single step, as they say,

The Plaid Adder