Tim Burton's "The Sound of Music" with Vin Diesel and Gregory Hines

[Rabrrrrrr]

More really inappropriate director/cast movie ideas.

What can you think of?

[hippiechick]

1. Especially since Gregory Hines is dead.

:wtf:

[radwriter0555]

26. "Visions of corpses dancing in her head......"

Yep, that's what I had!

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Leni Riefenstahl's "The Sting" with Anton Kuscher and Bobcat Goldthwait

[Kraklen]

3. Roman Polanski- "The Virgin Suicides"

with Hillary Duff and Rob Lowe.

[girl gone mad]

you're sick.

but, you know, I'd probably be the first in line...

:evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Steven Spielberg's "The Shining" with Rick Moranis and Rosie O'Donnell

[davidinalameda]

6. but with Rosie in the Jack Nicholson role

it would work

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Steven Spielberg's "War of the Worlds" with Tom Cruise

and.....

Oh, fuck!!!!

[aden_nak]

5. Uwe Boll's "Citizen Kane" starring Freddie Prinze Jr. and Lance Bass

[tjwmason]

7. I want to see that

Vin Diesel as Maria I do hope. :woohoo:

[Kikosexy2]

9. La Cage Aux Folles...

the movie musical with Vin Diesel and Wilmer Valderama--ooo that's hot! or "Mary Poppins" starring Paris Hilton.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Make it a naked Paris Hilton, covered in honey and ticker tape that's been

written on by an autistic midget, and let David Lynch direct it.

[Kikosexy2]

11. Aaaaahhh!...

Dancing dwarves!! or maybe a production of My Fair Lady!

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Yes! My Fair Lady starring a moose and a Clavichord!

[Kikosexy2]

14. Moose...and

Squirrel with Natasha & Boris! Why not "Porgy & Bess"?

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Moose and Squirrel in "Fistful of Dollars"

Must have moose and squirrel!

And a third of the screen should be devoted during the whole movie to showing that girl who was in the Bullwinkle movie just standing naked, touching herself, showering, etc.

[Kikosexy2]

25. ooo...

that's nasty!! "I touch myself...I want you to remind me...

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. In fact, forget moose and squirrel

let's just show her, and ***I*** will direct it.

[deutsey]

13. James Cameron's "Apocalypse Now" with Leonardo DiCaprio as Kurtz

Kate Winslet as Willard, and a heart-wrenching love theme by Celine Dion.

The horror. The...horror.

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Miyazaki's "The Wild Bunch" with Buddy Hacket, Dom Deluise, and Cher

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Stanley Kubrick's "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World"

Starring Laurence Olivier, Max Von Sydow, and Joan Crawford.

[nytemare]

18. Oliver Stone's "Rocky Horror" with Jack Nicholson as Frank N Furter!!

Feel free to suggest other cast members...LOL.

[chelsea0011]

19. How about the Wizard of Oz with Michael Jackson, Dianna Ross,

Nipsy Russell...hey wait a minute

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. and the bee gees?

keep on down, keep on down, the roooooooaaaaad....

[chelsea0011]

23. oh yeahhhhhhhhhh

[Richardo]

21. Spike Lee's "Birth of a Nation"

:hide:

[deutsey]

24. Now, that would be an interesting re-make.

:evilgrin:

[KurtNYC]

22. I have an extra phone number which is unlisted

so when it rings I usually know it is a wrong number. When in the right mood I do my best version of the cheesy movie phone recording:

Hello and welcome to movie phone!
for Othello starring CarrotTop - press 1
for The Mohammed Ali Story starring Leonardo DiCaprio, press 2
for The Muppets go to Bagdad, press 3
for Death of a Salesman starring Steven Segal, press 4
for Sid and Nancy starring Ron Reagan Jr and Molly Ringwald, press 5

To hear these selections again, press the pound sign

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Anthony Hopkins and Judi Dench in Woody Allen's "Up in Smoke"

[Kraklen]

30. I'd love to see that.

Quite honestly.

[ohiosmith]

29. Quentin Tarantino's Bride of Frankenstein starring Freddy Mercury

and Kirstie Alley.

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. With music by Toby Keith and Einsturzende Neubauten

[DS1]

32. The guy who did Battlefield Earth does The Color of Money

what with all those tables at odd angles :evilgrin:

[Kikosexy2]

33. I'd like to see...

Vin Diesel, Esai Morales, Eddie Cibrian, Mark Consuelos, Adam Rodriguez & Wilmer Valderama in a gay Spanish version of West Side Story...I feel pretty...oh so pretty...

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. And Slim Pickens showing up to say "stop dancing around like a bunch of

Kansas City faggots".

[Kikosexy2]

36. Officer Kluckski...

my father wears a dress...gee Officer why's my life a mess..

[Ready4Change]

35. Spike Lee's "Casablanca" starring Paul Ruebens and Rosanne Barr.

Not sure. Maybe Rosanne should play Rick?

[Rabrrrrrr]

41. Oh, that's a good one!

[Richardo]

37. The Ferrelly Brothers' "Manchurian Candidate" w/ Ben Stiller

/Jennifer Tilly

[Peachhead22]

38. Wes Craven's live action remake of 'Bambi'

With Cujo (Steven King's killer dog) as Bambi and Ann Coulter as Flower the skunk.


John Waters' remake of 'Full Metal Jacket' with R. Lee Ermey, the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and with Karl Rove as "Pvt. Pyle" (Vincent D'onofrio's part).


Remake of 'The Wizard Of Oz' directed by Snoop Dogg, starring Cheech and Chong.

Remake of 'Deliverance". Starring Jimmy Swaggert, James Dobson and Pat Robertson. Directed by Triumph the Comic Insult Dog.

[Initech]

39. Casablanca starring Ashton Kutcher

Give it time, this one will happen!

[cedahlia]

40. Gone With the Wind

Featuring an ***ALL-STAR CAST*** of Hollywood's most mediocre actors!!!

Julia Roberts as Scarlett O'Hara!
Tom Cruise as Rhett Butler!
Kevin Costner as Ashley!
Jennifer Aniston as Melanie!
Jennifer Lopez as Belle!

As directed by Michael Bay!

Coming soon to a theater (from hell) near you! :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

42. Sam Peckinpah's "Toy Story" with Jack Nichols and Anthony Hopkins