I am Katie Holmes

[proud2BlibKansan]

I am marrying Tom Cruise.

Ask me anything.

[Cannikin]

Is he gay? It would sure settle alot of DUers minds to hear it from you.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. I am a virgin

That will cure that urge he has to do the nasty with boys.

[name not needed]

5. i do not do t3h nasty wit t3h boys!!1

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. No, but we all know

you want to.

[name not needed]

4. I am not t3h gay!!!!!!!11

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. Yes you are Tom

but L Ron Hubbard can cure you.

[biscodawg]

1. WHY???

wake up!

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. Because he is so goddamn cute

and he makes my virgin loins ache.

[biscodawg]

8. godspeed

my child *sigh*

[Guaranteed]

2. Ddddd uh....hmmmm....

Hi Katie! I'm your number one fan! :)

Can I smell your feet?

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. Sniff away

[Maestro]

6. Why the hell did he leave Nicole Kidman?

She's smart and beautiful. No offense.

[ghostsofgiants]

13. I think she left him

Because of the whole Scientology thing.

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. She was 34

same age his first wife was when he left her. And a redhead.

But he won't ever leave me. I am a virgin.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

12. How does it feel to be Tommy's FIFTH choice

How does it feel to know that he chased four YOUNGER actresses BEFORE you, and NONE of them were INTERESTED, and YOU...GOT...LUCKY?

Howwzat feel, huh?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3470967&mesg_id=3470967

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. I feel truly blessed

and I am a virgin.