What became of them? (humor)

[Loonman]

Bill O'Reilly - hunting anything and everything bigger than his ego and suing them

Rush Limbaugh - Has the shakes, and they're gonna get worse

Sean Hannity - serving 5-10 for punching out 3rd grader at PR event for saying Bush has "funny ears"

Ann Coulter - Reports coming in that she may eat a sandwich within the next two weeks

Joe Scarborough - revives "Bowling for Dollars" into new show called "bashing your secretary in the head with a bowling bowl for dollars"

Bob Novak - still trying to remember if he shut the oven off

Tucker Carlson - killed in bizarre incident involving his bowtie, his shoes, and a billy-goat wearing a condom

Fox News Channel - NYC office destroyed when Juliette Huddy has a coherent thought, a rift opens beneath the studios and sucks the whole complex out of existence. The only survivor is a dazed and half-nude Fred Barnes who mumbles about "green onions" while clutching a "Factor" coffee mug