I HAVE NO WATER AND I AM SOOOO DIRTY!!

[bettyellen]

and i have 2 1/2 to go before i need to be dressed and ready for a party.
do i just start licking myself now or what?

[Mutley]

1. do you have any baby powder or shower powder?

Thats what I used when my water was out for three days last summer.

[bettyellen]

2. you don't understand- it's three parties....and two men....

(different parties, heh heh).
i'm going to go out and open a hydrant if i have to.

[sasquatch]

3. Go to a truck stop and take a shower

That's my advice

[Droopy]

5. Good idea

It will probably cost about $5. That is unless you can fit 50 gallons of diesel in your car in which case the shower would be free.

[bettyellen]

7. no car, i'm kinda urban

dammmit.

[LastKnight]

4. theirs always the locker room at The YMCA/YWCA. nt

[Mutley]

6. Are you a member of a health club or pool?

You could use their showers. Or if you have the money to get a cheap motel room so you can use that shower.

[bettyellen]

10. damn, no. i might have to go to the friend who's having the party.

but i need to wash clothes too.
so i'm buying a new outfit and showing up in two hours i guess.
damn.

[Mutley]

14. sounds like your best bet.

you don't even have time at this point to go to a laundry mat. At least it's a good excuse to get a new outfit! :7

[sundog]

8. don't ya have a small pond or river or lake near you?

just jump in with some soap, woodstock style :P

used to do it all the time camping in california :7

[bettyellen]

11. the Hudson River? LOL. That would be interesting.....

but i'm stranded in the city. damn.

[Zuni]

13. you would probably dirtier if you bathed in the Hudson or the East River

in NYC

I say lick yourself before you swim in the Hudson

[sundog]

15. just go to a neighbor's house & use their hose...

if they call the cops, just run :P

[Zuni]

16. take pictures

:P

[sundog]

17. run nekkid across the neighborhood sporting only a long silk scarf!!!

:bounce:

:P

[Zuni]

20. and high heels

:silly:

:bounce:

[sundog]

24. and several neon plastic bangles from the 80's & a 20's feather headdress

:bounce:

[bettyellen]

25. sooo vegas.....what happens in betty, stays in betty, huh?

[sundog]

26. just make sure you wear these pumps

:rofl:

[Zuni]

27. bwahahahaha

shes a flapper! :P

[bettyellen]

22. this is not fire island, you know....

and i don't want to be too obvious with my plans this evening....
who am i kidding? straight guys don't care how clean you are anyway.

[mongo]

21. Eeeewwwwwwww!

[Zuni]

9. what happened to your water?

and you are not a cat---the licking thing won't work.:silly:

see if a friend can let you use their shower---that is what I did when the pipes in my building froze in Janurary when I went to meet a girl.:thumbsup:

[bettyellen]

12. i dunno, i should go put on some clothes and ask around.

[hfojvt]

29. if you have your own water heater

you can get some water out of that and take a sponge bath! Either that, or there is perfectly clean water in the toilet tank. Or you could melt ice cubes on your stove.
I cannot believe you are that dirty. You probably showered or bathed yesterday and have some sort of cleanliness fetish. As a person who showers about twice a week such clean freaks seem profligate to me. It is much better to be an amateur-fligate. That way you can still compete in the slob olympics.

[bettyellen]

35. oh my toilet ain't that clean.

i'll deal. thank god the last party is a b b q. that leave you dirty anyhow.

[jpgray]

18. I clicked expecting a Penthouse Forum letter from the Culligan man

:shrug:

[bettyellen]

23. LOL. he's not on my list for tonight, but that could change.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. You could ask for volunteers.

:shrug:

[BikeWriter]

28. This is a crisis! (Recommended for Greatest Page)

[bettyellen]

32. oh god, please don't...

[bettyellen]

33. .ooops.

[progmom]

39. two votes now

:wow:

[Zuni]

40. three

how did it happen? :shrug:

[jpgray]

41. You two are dead to me (nt)

[progmom]

42. why?

:shrug:

[jpgray]

44. It's something to do

:dunce:

[bettyellen]

47. now . i'm really not posting any pics...

[BikeWriter]

52. Aww c'mon now. Why not?

[bettyellen]

55. because they'd be so hot we'd forget all about the DSM.....

[BikeWriter]

56. Those other forums need some fun now and then. :-)

[bettyellen]

60. don't hate us for being silly.....

[progmom]

30. after that dream, i can see why

...you think you're so dirty.

[bettyellen]

31. seriuosly, i am about to wash using my gardening can....

not good. not that clean, not too warm, either.
shit.

[progmom]

34. the classic PTA bath?

[bettyellen]

36. hey. i'm going to an ann arbor man's b b q later....

old friend.
is it a small town?

yeah! water's on!!!
yeee haw!

[progmom]

37. really? an ann arbor man?

you must tell me who he is, and who his mom is. it's not a small town, but it's not that big either. PM me if you don't want it on the boards. i am very curious.

Yay re: the water. I'm about to shower too - have a business thingy later tonight. :(

[Zuni]

38. you two should shower together

:P

[bettyellen]

43. and post photos?

LOL.

[Zuni]

46. hey---you said it, not me

:evilgrin:

[bettyellen]

45. i pm'd you, i'll try to remember to ask about the other stuff

later tonight.

[sundog]

48. this thread really needs some fire under its ass

[Tiggeroshii]

49. find a large bush and a neigbor's garden hose

ON EDIT: I just realized how my post can totally be taken the wrong way.. meh :eyes:

[JohnKleeb]

50. well what do you know, this is on the greatest

[K8-EEE]

51. Think How The Iraqis Must Feel!

Water & electricity issues every day -- that must suck!

I say: YMCA, I think it's $5 for a day pass, you can use the showers & they have plugs for blow dryers etc...

[IChing]

53. Sorry about your water but this is not a nominated thread

You guys take the greatest thread that people see on what to read
and make a mockery of it
some do not go to the lounge
some view the site in only certain areas
news, and certain forums
this is rated higher than some very important news items
that get buried otherwise.


I love the licking joke.

[BikeWriter]

54. Uh, we like it...

[sundog]

57. SNAP!

:P

[Zuni]

58. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:boring:

[bettyellen]

59. well, i certainly didn't nominate it. LOL.

[BikeWriter]

61. S'okay. We did it for you, because we like you. :-)

[bettyellen]

62. I'M CLEAN NOW, NOTHIN TO SEE HERE.....

so move along....

[Zuni]

63. yay

:bounce:

[bettyellen]

66. nothing is as dear as when it's hard won.

i almost wrote one.

[BikeWriter]

64. ROFLMFBO!

:rofl:

[JohnKleeb]

65. yeah but the question should be now that shes clean is she found?

[bettyellen]

72. i found my lipstick and heels and

my jeans will be dry in 5 minutes!

[JohnKleeb]

73. just dont let the cops catch you with the weed

[bettyellen]

74. what weed?

i have no idea what your talking about.
LOL.

[JohnKleeb]

75. Surrrrrrre sneaky

Anyhow maybe you could fax me some so I can give some to my uncle, hes a stupid tight wad.

[GOPisEvil]

67. Your body might be clean.

Your mind, however...

:loveya:

[bettyellen]

68. i know, look at what i almost typed!

it get's infectious around here.
hope you had a great b-day, david!

[GOPisEvil]

69. I did. I had a great day.

Tonight should be good, too.

[bettyellen]

70. great, i'm thinking the same thing...

myself!

[GOPisEvil]

71. I think your evening may be better than mine.

;)

But you never know.

[BikeWriter]

76. So how did your evening go?

[norml]

77. Go to a public pool.

They have showers.