How many Re-thugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[icymist]

Poll question: How many Re-thugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Liberals are way too cool to let a minor thing like light-bulb screwing to bother them. Besides, we're more likely to use the more energy efficient, fluorescent bulbs which don't need changed for years. Re-thugs, on the other hand, are a completely different animal, toiling away at simple tasks in unimaginable ways. Examples are: 1) If a meeting isn't going their way, they shut it down. 2) They condone torture and then get upset when somebody points out that what they are doing is, in fact, torture. 3) Use smear campaigns and threaten bodily harm to judges whose decisions they disagree with. (etc, and so on....) All this begs the question:

How many Re-thugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[mr blur]

1. Why do you hate light bulbs, you Commie?

[icymist]

2. Because they're always making light of everything! n/t

[giant_robot]

3. What's wrong with the old lightbulb?

Why do you hate America?

[Jamastiene]

4. Repugs rarely use light bulbs.

Most of them are still calling us heretics for using them to this day. The few who do use them, are so cheap that they'll wait until a progressive gets them a new one as an answer to their prayers, then they shut their eyes so they won't see anything they don't want to see.

[jmm]

5. None

Rethugs and the "liberal" media will blame Clinton. After numerous committee meetings money will be diverted from Head Start to fix it.

[Wapsie B]

6. First they would deny that there needs to be a light bulb,

that being in the dark is a god-given right. Then when pressed they would insist that it's Clinton's fault for destroying the sanctity of the bulb and sullying the office the bulb was in.