Kittens are great for skeet shooting

[TXlib]

Pull!

*meeeeoooooooooooooooowwww*

*BLAMMO*

*splattering chunks*

Pull!

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Will Pitt's not the only one who can stir up shit... :evilgrin:

[commander bunnypants]

1. bwhahahahahahahah

Great one


Lets go down to the pound and get us some skeet


DDQM

[TXlib]

2. Heeere, kitty kitty

*ka-klick*

[Robb]

3. That's just wrong

Full-grown cats will fly much farther, especially shaved.

[Blue_Chill]

4. Texans make better skeet

Extra points hit you hit the belt buckle and get a sharp *PING* sound.

[Robb]

5. Extra points?

How could you miss the belt buckle? :evilgrin:

[TXlib]

7. Skittles would like that idea!

[patdem]

6. Yeah you wimps through cats in the air...takes a real man to throw a dog

ever throw a russell terrior? a black lab...we are talking real men here!!!

[TXlib]

8. Not throwing...

using a CAT-apult!

[Beer Snob-50]

9. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (NT)

[Robb]

10. HISSSSSSSSS! n/t

[patdem]

12. Well your doggeral attempts at murdering kittens are pathetic at best

and pathological at worse!!! LEAVE THE CAT A PULTS ALONE....

[WilliamPitt]

11. They make good slippers, too

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Show a little respect, please.

There are several of us here that have just lost our cats this past week.

[geniph]

16. I have to say, I'm with Ronny on this one

A joke's a joke, but c'mon, we've had a lot of people whose pets have died recently.

[kwolf68]

17. Some just don't care Ronny

That's how many of us are. We take delight in the abuse/torture of creatures that we hold power over.

It is a form of psychosis called messianic complex. The real testament to the value of a person is how he treats that which he holds dominion over (children, physically weaker people, animals).

You will also find that it is males who typically have this type of domineering aggressive behavior. This "bully" syndrome bubbles in all of us at some level.

Of course...it's all in good "clean" fun they'll say. Just know that some people are generally psychotic.

[ronnykmarshall]

18. Right on!

Sequoia and I (and more) have both lost our beloved cats this week. Thanks for the solidarity.

[Bertha Venation]

23. Ronny, it just goes to show...

...that right-wingers aren't the only assholes in this world.

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[alwynsw]

22. Witty Retort

Did you make that up alll by yourself?

[DarkPhenyx]

24. Oh...I'm openly psychotic.

But since I am also unbelieveably cute it all kinda balances out. :)

[foo_bar]

25. I euthanized my Chow Chow last week

He looked at me funny. Anyway, the word you're looking for is displacement. The messianic complex usually describes people who play god by projecting psychosis onto perfectly healthy coping mechanisms.

[_NorCal_D_]

27. I agree.

This is an inappropriate post, even if it is a joke.

[TXlib]

30. You have my sympathy

I hadn't seen the "I lost my cat" posts. If I knew there were recent ones, I wouldn't have posted this.

[ronnykmarshall]

31. You rock TXlib!

[joeybee12]

14. Yeah, careful on the cat jokes--throw Repukes up in the air instead

[Renew Deal]

15. So are peasants.

lol

[BrotherBuzz]

19. Not very sporting...

Although I understand you can reuse them nine times...economical

I believe Hunter Thompson had a more sporting idea - Shooting golf balls. It was rummored that he would drive out on Clement Ave (San Francisco) and park next to Lincoln Park Golf Course and remove his shotgun from the trunk...I believe his confrontation with the police was one of the reasons for his moving to Montana.

[janekat]

26. Where's PETA when you need 'em....

n/t

[neuvocat]

28. Cats are evil! Shot all them cats and...

...uh...oh...

[Swede]

29. Pull!!!!!!

[populistmom]

32. Mmmmm kittens, I'll bring the ketchup!

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