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Twist_U_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:26 PM
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Jeb Bush a "Desperate Housewife" says Michael Schiavo
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i8497

Its an outrage," says Schiavo, "First they keep trying to rescuscitate Terri Schiavo, my late wife who died 15 years ago, now they are trying to resuscitate their political careers. I heard that six of the detectives Gov. Bush ordered to his little endeavor had been investigating a double homicide that happened yesterday. But now they are put on a wild goose chase, obviously an exercise in futility, and why? To deflect attention away from the fact that Bush, Tom DeLay and Bill Frist lied about Terri and the autopsy made them look freaking stupid? I feel sorry for the police. How low will the Bush administration and Bush's cousin stoop to salvage their own political reputations?" We asked Mr. Schiavo to describe his initial gut reaction to the news. "Wow, just... wow! I'm speechless! It's pathetic!"

He takes a sip of water before continuing. "An honest person admits when he has done wrong. But they never admitted they lied to us about Iraq, so will they admit lying about Terri? Or the lies Tom DeLay spewed about her standing up and walking around one day, even after the neurosurgeons showed us the MRI of her withered, dead brain? I'm not holding my breath."

Sciavo describes the politically motivated investigation as personally disturbing, but also very enlightening. "Their hopeless desperation is really obvious. As if the autopsy popped their pseudo-scientific pro-life pandering and fragile egos like an over-inflated balloon... POP! Governor Bush in particular. The question we've been asking ourselves all week is: which Desperate Housewife is he? I hate to admit it, but yes, everyone agrees he's Bree: that fake hair, his control freak attitude and quietly backstabbing egomaniacal perfectionism unable to accept defeat -- he's Bree!" The character Bree is played by Marcia Cross in the ABC drama, Desperate Housewives.
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kikiek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:30 PM
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1. I truly believe this will be political suicide for Jeb. Unfortunately at
the expense of Michael Schiavo.
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:35 PM
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2. Pretty good satire..I was looking
to see if it were real or not. I wish it were. I wonder what Michael really has to say about it?
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:38 PM
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3. It's a ploy to get Jeb the nomination, based on the idea that he can win
with just the support of the fundi base, and the right wing media machine.
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:09 PM
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4. KICK-Recommend This man speaks the TRUTH
This is about as good as it gets. Jeb's Bree:rofl:

Jeb is finishing himself off forever. The autopsy comes out and then he ups the ante. What an idiot. We know he has no sense of human decency or integrity. Now we know he's politically inept. He's finished.

Contact the DNC and Tell Them to PREVENT Election Fraud

NEW LEADERS FOR A NEW DEMOCRATIC PARTY
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togiak Donating Member (114 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:38 PM
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5. Cute spoof but what's not funny
is how freaky these people still are about this issue.

The Fundies I know are saying that the autopsy proves that she was totally aware of everything. They say the autopy proves they were right.
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saracat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-19-05 02:19 AM
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8. What do they base that on? It isn't what the autopsy said!
I am curious. How do they support that contention? Even Jeb doesn't say that the autopsy indicated she was functional!
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togiak Donating Member (114 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-19-05 06:51 PM
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11. They base it on fantasy
and this one article...

Autopsy suggests
Schiavo cognizant
Analyst: 'It's possible Terri was aware of everything being done to her'
Posted: June 17, 2005
1:00 a.m. Eastern


© 2005 WorldNetDaily.com


George Felos, attorney for Michael Schiavo, at news conference Wednesday after release of autopsy report (Photo: David Nee)
Challenging the assumptions of many analysts and news reports, an attorney who specializes in medical ethics cases points out the autopsy report of Terri Schiavo indicates the brain-injured woman might have been cognizant of her surroundings as her family insisted.

Jerri Lynn Ward of Austin, Texas, notes the report released Wednesday in the high-profile case states: "The frontal temporal and temporal poles and insular-cortex demonstrated relative preservation."

"What this tells us is that her cortex retained function and that her brain was more normal in the area that controls higher-level thinking," said Ward, who has weighed in on the case in her weblog and in an interview with "Joseph Farah's WorldNetDaily RadioActive" show.

The autopsy results on the 41-year-old brain-damaged woman were made public more than two months after her death ended a decade-long legal battle that brought in Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, Congress and President Bush.

Schiavo died March 31, nearly two weeks after the feeding tube that had kept her alive was removed under a court order obtained by her husband, Michael Schiavo. Her parents, Bob and Mary Schindler, said they were willing to care for their daughter, insisting she had a strong will to live.

Experts supporting Michael Schiavo -- contending Terri Schiavo's brain cortex essentially was missing and filled with fluid -- concluded she was in a persistent vegetative state. The Schindlers, arguing that their daughter recognized and responded to family members, produced neurologists who diagnosed her as "minimally conscious."

Pinellas-Pasco medical examiner Jon Thogmartin, speaking at a news conference Wednesday, said the damage to Terri Schiavo's brain was "irreversible, and no amount of therapy or treatment would have regenerated the massive loss of neurons."

But Ward, pointing to the autopsy report, notes the brain's frontal lobe plays a part in impulse control, judgment, language, memory, motor function, problem solving, sexual behavior, socialization and spontaneity.

"It is very possible that she remained cognizant of sounds and other things without being able to communicate," Ward said. "It's possible Terri was aware of everything being done to her -- yet could do little to make people aware that she was there."

Ward pointed out that major damage to Schiavo's brain was shown to be toward the back -- the areas that affects motor skills.

So the question remains, says Ward, was Terri Schiavo still a thinking, aware human being?

In fact, neuropathologist Stephen Nelson, whose assessment is included in the report, conceded there is no way of determining through an autopsy whether a person was in a persistent vegetative state.

A national disability rights group that filed three amicus briefs in the case, Not Dead Yet, said the "real elephant in the living room," is whether or not we can really know how conscious anyone labeled PVS really is.

Several studies have revealed high misdiagnosis rates, the group noted, with conscious people being mistakenly regarded as totally and irrevocably unaware.

The autopsy report's documentation of significant brain atrophy and the assessement that the damage is "irreversible" is not the same as saying she had no cognitive ability, the group pointed out.

"It's always seemed to us that PVS isn't really a diagnosis; it's a value judgment masquerading as a diagnosis," said Stephen Drake, research analyst for Not Dead Yet. "When it comes to the hard science, no qualified pathologist went on the record saying she couldn't think or couldn't experience her own death through dehydration."

Diane Coleman, the group's president and founder, agreed.

"The core issues remain the same," she said. "Protection of the life and dignity of people under guardianship, and a high standard of proof in removing food and water from a person who can not express their own wishes. These are issues of great concern to the disability community -- evidenced by the 26 national disability groups that spoke out in favor of saving Terri Schiavo's life over the past few years."

Abuse not ruled out

Ward also challenges analysts who insist there was no abuse, pointing out the report does not rule out that possibility.

The autopsy report says, rather, that the medical examiner could not detect any evidence.

Ward said the evidence does not rule out that Terri Schiavo's condition could have been triggered by a blow to the solar plexis -- known as commotio cordis -- or by nontraumatic asphyxia, which could be produced by a pillow or hand to the face.

Either could have caused her to lose consciousness without leaving any evidence.

"This report does not rule out abuse," Ward said in an interview with Joseph Farah's WorldNetDaily Radioactive. "It certainly does not exonerate any of the people who were so eager to hasten her death."

Conversely, the report found no evidence to support the theory espoused by Michael Schiavo and his attorneys for 15 years, that the collapse in February 1990 was caused by an eating disorder.

That assertion was the basis of malpractice suits in 1992 that resulted in a settlements totaling more than $1 million.

The autopsy report said no one had ever witnessed Schiavo bingeing and purging, and family members said she had a big meal the evening prior to her collapse and was not in a position to covertly purge the meal.

Because of that, the report said, her potassium level was "an unreliable measure of her pre-arrest potassium. Thus the main piece of evidence supporting a diagnosis of Bulimia Nevosa is suspect or, at least, can be explained by her clinical condition at the time of the blood draw."

The Schindler family issued a statement on the autopsy report yesterday, saying it confirms that "Terri was not terminal, that Terri had no living will, that Terri had a strong heart and that Terri was brutally dehydrated to death."

The family statement also pointed out the report ruled out bulimia and heart attack as causes for Terri's condition.

The Schindlers' attorney, David Gibbs, questioned the finding of no abuse and said the report leaves many questions unanswered. He said the 70 minutes between her collapse and the time her husband called medics for help are "very, very troubling."

Thogmartin said Schiavo was tested thoroughly in the hours after her collapse for signs of abuse and trauma, and nothing was found. But he pointed out that his investigation was unable to determine what caused the collapse.

The Empire Journal, a Web publication that produced numerous investigations of the Schiavo case, noted Thogmartin indicated he based his autopsy findings on medical reports and records provided by Gary Fox, one of two medical malpractice attorneys for Michael Schiavo.

The medical examiner specifically noted that he could not have completed the autopsy without these reports. Thogmartin also said "a lot of records have been destroyed" and that the case would remain open because of the missing documents in the hope that someone might come forward with them.

Fox and attorney Gordon Woodworth had represented Michael Schiavo in bringing medical malpractice actions against a general practitioner and gynecologist who had been treating Terri Schiavo prior to her collapse.

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Pardon me for posting RW propoganda.
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AuntiBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-19-05 12:13 AM
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6. Hasn't this man been through enough - 15 years later!
Edited on Sun Jun-19-05 12:14 AM by AuntiBush
This is past abusive for this man! 15 years is a lifetime of damage, emotionally and physically for certain. Not to mention the drain on his life and threats no doubt from the radical right-wing nut-bags.

On Note: Jeb sure didn't like it when his daughter was tossed in jail for drug abuse, several times. How soon he forgets when asking the public to stay out of their families business! Nerve.


Tallahassee police via Reuters
Florida Gov. Jeb Bush's daughter, Noelle Bush, after her arrest early Tuesday.

CNN.com - Jeb Bush's daughter charged with prescription fraud ...
The daughter of Florida Gov. Jeb Bush was arrested early Tuesday after she allegedly tried to fill a false prescription at a Tallahassee, Florida, pharmacy...
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/01/29/jeb.bush.daughter.drugs/

USATODAY.com - Jeb Bush's daughter charged with prescription fraud
Jeb Bush's daughter, Noelle Bush, after her arrest early Tuesday. The daughter of Florida Gov. Jeb Bush was arrested Tuesday in Tallahassee on charges of ...
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/01/29/noelle-bush.htm

BBC News | AMERICAS | Bush's niece on drugs charge
Noelle Bush, the daughter of Florida Governor Jeb Bush and niece of President George... It is the second time Jeb Bush's family has been affected by drugs...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_1789000/1789786.stm

TIME.com: Jeb Bush's Daughter Arrested
Jeb Bush's Daughter Arrested. Police say Noelle Bush was trying to fulfill a fraudulent prescription for a tranquilizer. By TIM PADGETT ...
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,198189,00.html

And the list goes on and on at http://google.com/
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atommom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-19-05 04:16 PM
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9. If he was your daddy, wouldn't you need drugs, too?
:scared:
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AuntiBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-19-05 07:08 PM
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13. That's the BEST Response, by far. Good Call atommom!
Really... really, really, really!
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bobbieinok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-19-05 06:05 PM
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10. her mother caught smuggling, 1 brother (Rice grad, lawyer) trashed
girl friend's house, other one caught having sex in back seat of car at a mall........neither arrested because of family's position
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AuntiBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-19-05 07:05 PM
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12. They're Ya Go. And Jeb Has the Nerve to Abuse his Govt Powers.
They're oughta' be a law against these things. I think they're all a bunch of wack-o's! Is it anyone they're calling us the "Banana Republic!"

:crazy:
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AuntiBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-19-05 12:17 AM
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7. Nice Reminder: Bush Crime Family Tree
Thanks to "Project for the Old American Century."

http://www.oldamericancentury.org/bushco/bush_crime_family.htm

Makes for a nice read from time to time.
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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-19-05 07:19 PM
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14. I realize it's a spoof, but did Delay really say that Terri stood up
and walked around?
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