He who wishes to cross must answer me these questions three,

[Ladyhawk]

before the other side he see.

Who shall go first?

[nickgutierrez]

1. That's easy!

Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.

[Ladyhawk]

2. Ahem...WHAT...is your name?

WHAT...is your quest?

WHAT... :think: :think: is the airspeed velocity of a peregrine diving on its prey. :) (Oh, that would be an UNLADEN peregrine diving on its prey.)

[mark414]

3. is it african or european?

[Ladyhawk]

5. North American. :) n/t

[benny05]

4. What is your favourite colour?

[Ladyhawk]

10. Blue...no! GREEN!....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ....splat!

:D God, I love that movie. :D

[nickgutierrez]

9. Sir Robin of Camelot.

To seek the Holy Grail.

I don't know... auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh! *splat*

[Maestro]

6. We are the knights that say, "Ni"

or whatever the heck that is. Was that one of the answers?

[Ladyhawk]

7. They are no longer the nights who say, "Ni!" They are the knights who say

"Ekki ekki ekki pikang! Zoop boing nghnghnnyn." Or something like that.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. Behold Excalibur!

[nickgutierrez]

11. I mean,

If I went around saying I was king just 'cause some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

HELP, HELP! I'm being repressed!

Dennis rules. :D

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. I just want to say "Hi, Ladyhawk "....that's all!

Since your internet access is infrequent these days, and after Thursday, I won't be here for about 3 weeks....Just wanted to say hi! My husband and I will be on vacation, out of the country, no internet access for us....

Hope things are good with you!

:loveya:

:hi:

[WhollyHeretic]

14. Who's that then?

I dunno, must be a king.
Why?
He hasn't got shit all over him.