Worst Halloween Joke Ever

[alwynsw]

A bald man w/ a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't
know what costume to wear to hide his head & his leg, so he writes to a
costume company to explain his problem. A few days later, he received a
parcel w/ the following note:


Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover
your bald head, and with your wooden leg, you'll be just perfect as a
pirate.

Very Truly Yours,
Acme Costume Co.



The man thinks this is terrible because they've just emphasized his wooden
leg, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by & he receives
another parcel and a note which says:


Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed, a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden
leg & with your bald head, you'll surely look the part..

Very Truly Yours,
Acme Costume Co.


Now the man is upset as they've gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to
emphasizing his bald head. He now writes the company another nasty letter
of complaint.


The next week he gets a small parcel & a note which reads:

Dear Sir,

Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your
bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass & go as a caramel apple!

Very Truly Yours,
Acme Costume Co

[Beer Snob-50]

1. Why cann't Ghosts have kids?

Because they have hollow weenies!!!

[Brucey]

2. What kind of music do mummies like?

Wrap music.

[pretzel4gore]

3. why did the ghost run shrieking

from out of the haunted house?
there was a mirror in the front room!