I have found the absolute STUPIDEST PRODUCT of all time.

[UdoKier]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4087850.stm

Introducing "Spray-on Mud"

Canned mud for 4X4 city slickers

City puddles just aren't big enough
Worried that your 4X4 lacks off-road credibility as you mount curbs and flatten speed bumps in the city?

A firm from Shropshire reckons to have found the answer - spray-on mud.

Instead of heading for the nearest field and churning up beauty spots, drivers can pay a few pounds for a bottle of real, diluted Shropshire mud.

A quick squirt and gleaming "Chelsea tractors" can be transformed into round-the-world voyagers more at home on the High Veldt than the High Street.

:eyes:

[Lucky Luciano]

1. I would have thought that would be a product

that could only be marketed in America.

[merwin]

5. Apparently it works in the UK as well

[tk2kewl]

2. should be a freeper favorite

[punpirate]

3. But, apparently, the bigger use for it...

... according to some reports, is people spraying it on their license plates to avoid detection by the cameras of automated speed traps.

Which doesn't work all that well, since they get stopped and ticketed for obscured plates, anyway....

[DRoseDARs]

4. Actually, it's hard to top "Celebrity Air"...

Some asshat, with the help of other asshats, is standing on the side of red carpet events canning jars of air as certain celebrities walk by.

[brainshrub]

6. OMG. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

[UdoKier]

7. Nyah, nyah - that doesn't count

Ebay disallowed that because it can't be proven to exist.

Therefore it's not a product, therefore I win.

Yes! I rule!

:P

[DRoseDARs]

10. Since when is success a measure of stupidity?

Well, other than when you're Commander Coo-coo Bananas Bunnypants...

:P

[WhollyHeretic]

8. Wow, you weren't kidding about the celebrity air

the bidding got up to $15,000
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=52508

[Floogeldy]

9. I take it you weren't around when the Popeil Pocket Fisherman was on TV?

B-)

[NawlinsNed]

11. I bet Ashton Kuchner is all over this

Seeing as how he enjoys wearing John Deere hats and all. This is the next logical step. Where's that Ferarri? We got some muddin to do!