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(sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from "The Sound of Music")
Hand-in-hand garden walks with Prince Abdullah
Fox News reporting we've killed every Mullah
Big, shiny F-16's, with two right wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Tax cuts and dinners with Mellon-Scaife goonies
Great big donations from Falwell-type loonies
Counting the cash that eternal war brings
These are a few of my favorite things
Jeff Gannon dressed up in pumps and black leather
Dreams of John Conyers in Gitmo forever
Murdoch and Moon are the media kings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the facts all
Contradict me
I get so darn mad
But then I remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Death to each liberal wannabe Gandhi
Laying pipe both through Iran and through Condi
Democrat senators' asses in slings
These are a few of my favorite things
Softballs from Russert, and leaks through Bob Novak
Conquering Syria right after Iraq
Acting like I am the new Deng Xiaoping
These are a few of my favorite things
Plans to put anthrax in Kim Jung Il's kim chee
Abu Ghraib torture for every detainee
Outlawing homos, ignoring poll swings
These are a few of my favorite things
When support drops
To the 30s
When I hear from Dad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I start feeling glad!
P.S. I haven't been posting or very involved with anything in ages, but I have been feeling very creative lately, and felt compelled to share this, which I penned last night.
Off for the rest of the day, will check for any replies much later. Have a good Sunday, everyone!
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