I hate tasteless, clueless, TACKY people

[CatWoman]

I just got back from returning some tools I rented.

I was behind the fence, putting things away when my next door neighbor drove up. She saw my water hose out, and asked to use it.

I told her okay, and turned the water on.

I was still behind the fence.

This clueless twit yells "how do you work it"??

I yelled back to twist the sprayer nozzle to the "on" position.

After she finished, she told me it was okay to turn the water off.

When I came back from behind the fence, on my way to come into the house, I noted that she had took the nozzle COMPLETELY OFF, and just left it laying on the ground. Next to the nozzle was a plastic grocery bag.

What kind of imbecile doesn't know how to operate a sprayer nozzle???

I reattached the nozzle, and took the bag to her, asking her to please don't leave trash in my yard anymore.

That stupid witch will never get another favor from me again.

[mongo]

1. Better than my neighbors

who borrowed my hose to drain their waterbed and moved out and took my hose.

Of course, they used to steal the light bulb out of my back porch light repeatedly until I put up a fixture that has a screw on cover.

They also never paid for trash service. They let their trash (including all the empty beer cases), pile up in their yard until the town came in with a backhoe to clean it up. Plenty of money for beer, but they can't afford 15 bucks a month for trash. Rumor has it they were crack addicts too.

Luckily, I live next to an abandoned house now.

[Swede]

2. Now,now be nice.

Maybe she was having a bad day? Or have you had some other unpleasant encounters with her.

[CatWoman]

3. yes, I have had other encounters with her

which I really don't want to go into.

[BikeWriter]

4. Oh, I thought you were talking about me...

[matcom]

5. CAP her ass!

:D

she didn't breed did she?

[CatWoman]

6. she has about 12 siblings

however, no children of her own.

She once asked me about employment opportunites at my job. I supplied her with the necessary info to go on the web to apply (I work for the U.S. Govt.)

This twit then prints off several copies of her resume, asking me to distribute them for her at our Human Resources. She never did bother to go on-line an apply.

That's NOT how things are done, and told her so.

Every time I do her a favor, I regret it.

[matcom]

7. this sounds like a job for Skittles

:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. It sure does, matcom!

Somebody needs their ass kicked, pronto!