I thought pregnancy was supposed to make one look "dignified"

[CatWoman]

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. No

Good taste and style and intelligence sometimes conspire to make one look dignified.

Pregnancy just makes you look swollen.

[CatWoman]

4. not everyone who is pregnant looks fat and swollen

but one can't help looking that way wearing tight blouses.

Isn't that harmful to the baby's development?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

10. Babies have their own world

Women would have to bind themselves seriously in order to affect the baby in the womb - they're already floating and Nature knows how to protect them.

[xmas74]

2. It made me look like a fatass.

It makes her look like trash.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

12. But, but, but

she always looks like trash.

I actually watched one of their "reality" TV shows.

She's quite the dimwit.

[xmas74]

13. That's true.

Pregnancy didn't make her look like trash. She already was.

[Jade Fox]

3. Not is you're a half-witted Bush supporter....n/t

[jmm]

5. You can never look dignified when your fly is open

I just had a scary thought. Imagine her in a remake of My Fair Lady attempting to become dignified. She could never pull it off but it would be a classic right up there with Gigli and Manos Hands of Fate.

[CatWoman]

9. you have good eyes

It IS open

[all.of.me]

11. that was the first thing i noticed!! very classy!

[cornermouse]

6. What's dignified about trying to get out of a chair when you're

wearing a 45 to 50 lb subcutaneous basketball?

[Bunny]

7. Is it me, or does she have freakishly short legs?

:shrug:

[stevedeshazer]

8. Mr. Federline must be very happy.

And why does she have six toes? How can "Inside Edition" have missed this important development?

;)

[Left Is Write]

14. I'm not sure I ever looked "dignified" while pregnant, but

I also didn't go around with my zipper open.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

15. That's

how I got pregnant in the first place.

[Left Is Write]

17. LOL!

And I mean that - you made me laugh right out loud.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

19. Don't you love that?

When someone sneaks in a little post that just breaks you up?

Me, too.

[CatWoman]

21. LOLOLOLOL

Good one!!!

[BrklynLiberal]

31. hahahahhahahaaaa good one.

[xmas74]

16. A friend of mine did.

She got pregnant and shortly after her husband was laid off. She couldn't afford maternity clothes so she unzipped her jeans, poked holes in the stomach and threaded a shoelace through the holes to keep them tightened.
But she also wore his big shirts over top so that no one would see the jeans. And she had an obvious excuse.

[Left Is Write]

18. I had a friend who did that with rubber bands -

but she had bigger, longer tops to cover that up too.

[xmas74]

20. And Britney has millions of dollars.

There is no excuse for her.

[LiberalinNC]

22. Is her "barn door" open?

Sure looks that way to me! :)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

23. There's not a one of us who hasn't left their fly open at least once!

Now, I think Britney is skanky, but come on, the open fly is the least of her problems. Hey, take away the open fly, and she actually looks halfway normal!
Duckie

[gollygee]

24. It made me look big and blotchy

far from dignified.

Love the zipper. I had problems with getting zippers up when I reached a certain point of pregnancy, but I chose to *wear maternity clothes* instead of not zipping up my pants.

[CatWoman]

25. you know, I lifted this pic out of People Magazine on-line

and I honestly didn't see the open zipper until Jmm bought it to my attention.

I can't stand seeing pregnant women wearing tight clothing.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

26. Neither can I,

and this latest trend of exposing the pregnant belly - thank you, Kate Hudson - I find really offputting.

This old hippie is by no means a bluenose, but there are such things as good taste and a private sense of decorum, aren't there?

These women act like they invented reproduction.

When they know damn well that WE did......................

[gollygee]

28. I don't mind tight clothing on pregnant women at all

Tight clothing is much more stylish than tent-style maternity clothing. I like the newer styles better, honestly.

What don't you like about tight maternity styles?

[CatWoman]

29. It may be a hangup of mine

I guess I'm "old school".

[Bouncy Ball]

27. Leaving the zipper open for more room is no excuse when

the button at the top is done up and hers is. She just forgot.

That being said, who thought pregnancy was suddenly going to make HER look dignified?

[Kahuna]

30. Yikes! Look at those thunder thighs...

:scared:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. Pregnancy doesn't make you look dignified...

But if you were dignified before, then you likely will be the same during that time. Some lucky women look extremely happy and radiant when they're pregnant...

:hi:

[CatWoman]

35. The terminology you used is much more in line with what I was trying

to say -- about looking happy and radiant.

Dignified wasn't the right word.

[hippiechick]

33. .. not if you're trailer trash to start with ....

:puke: Yeeehaw, Britney girl, get some fucking SENSE !!!!!

[Zuni]

34. Bwahahahahaha

:rofl: :rofl:

you left your barn door open baby :spray:

[Cush]

36. It's Britney, what did you expect?

[fleabert]

37. I like to remind people that prenancy is the only way to tell on sight

if a woman has been getting laid!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

38. Yeah, but ..........

...... the look on her face will tell you if she's been getting PROPERLY laid.

[Ellen Forradalom]

39. Dignified, with a basketball in your gut?

Are you kidding me?

[CatWoman]

40. see #35

[MrScorpio]

41. The barn door is open

That's how she got into this situation anyways