The Army says: "Set your sights and get a FREE Army Boonie Hat and Video."

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https://www.goarmy.com/dvd/send_for_info_drtv.jsp



Find out more about all the U.S. Army has to offer and get your own Army Boonie Hat and Video. Just fill out and submit the form below. An Army representative will call you soon to answer any questions you may have. There's no cost and no obligation.

Voluntary information shared with the U.S. Army will not be shared with any other party and will be used for recruiting purposes only. For more information, please read our Privacy & Security Notice.

1.) Are you currently enrolled in school?
yes
no

2.) What is the highest level of school you have completed?
High School: 9 10 11 12
College: 1 2 3 4 more than 4

3.) What is your high school graduation date?
Month Jan Feb March April May June July Aug Sept Oct Nov Dec Year 2009 2008 2007 2006 2005 2004 2003 2002 2001 2000 1999 1998 1997 1996 1995 1994 1993 1992 1991 1990 1989 1988 1987 1986 1985 1984 1983 1982 1981 1980 1979 1978 1977 1976 1975 1974 1973 1972 1971 1970 1969 1968 1967 1966 1965 1964 1963 1962 1961 1960 1959 1958 1957 1956 1955 1954

4.) How likely would you say you are to consider joining the military in the future?
Select One Definitely will join the military Probably will join the military Probably will not join the military Definitely will not join the military

5.) What is your U.S. citizenship status?
U.S. Citizen
Legal Resident
Neither

6.) What is your ethnic background?
Asian
Black/African American
Latino/Hispanic
Native American
White/Caucasian
Other

7.) You would like more information mailed to you about:
Full-time opportunities
Part-time opportunities
Both

8.) Have you been medically diagnosed with or treated for asthma after age 13?
Yes
No
I don't know

9.)Would you prefer the Army information in Video or DVD format?

VHS DVD

[BrotherBuzz]

1. We know the drill already, but why do they need...

to know your ethnic background?

[TlalocW]

2. What's a boonie hat?

When I was in high school, a recruiter called me and said if I came and talked to him, I would get a free pair of army socks. I laughed at him and told him that I was quite capable of "buying my own socks thank you very much, buh-bye now."

Never got another call after that.

TlalocW

[Elidor]

3. 10. How many felonies have you been CONVICTED of?

11. Are you or a member of your family currently in the Witness Protection Program?

12. In the event of your untimely death, should your remains be:
a) Left behind.
b) Shipped home to momma
c) Burned immediately, before anyone can prove it was friendly fire

13. Do you object to being:
a) Called incessantly
b) Harrassed at work and school
c) Kidnapped and held for ransom

14. May we contact your:
a) Legal Guardian
b) Babysitter
c) Next of Kin

15. Would you prefer your casket in gold or steel gray?