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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 08:05 AM
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Bad joke thread!
Time for some classic groaners.

Q- Why aren't they're any jokes about the number 288?
A. They're two gross!

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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 08:07 AM
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1. Ok
Q-What do you call a fish without an eye?
A-Fsh :rofl:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 08:07 AM
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2. "Take my wife - please!"
1) It's a dumb joke

2) I don't have a wife. :-)
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Left_Winger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 08:09 AM
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3. What did the fish say when it bumped its head?
Dam!
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WhollyHeretic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 08:11 AM
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4. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
144 republicans
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 08:12 AM
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5. Wait, that one is actually funny!
:thumbsup:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 08:14 AM
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6. Hey! Wrong thread, that was actually funny!
:D
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WhollyHeretic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 08:17 AM
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7. Damn, I can't even tell a bad joke
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 08:39 AM
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8. what do you call a cow with no legs?
A-Ground Beef

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