How YOU doin'? Post your worst pick up lines here!

[BlondieK143]

You know what would look good on you baby?? ME! ;)

[matcom]

1. Honey, you look finer than a new set of snow tires.

:bounce:

[benburch]

2. Your husband is too drunk to notice. nt

[Demit]

3. "You look good for your age"

[Deep13]

4. "Pre-op, or strap-on?"

[Deep13]

5. "You look great!"...

... said while holding beer bottles to eyes like binoculars.

[Deep13]

6. [sniffing] Is that you or me?

[Brewman_Jax]

7. Are you tired?

'cause you've been running thru' my mind all night long! :P

is that lame enough for you?

[GOPBasher]

8. "I have a very small penis."

I d'know. :shrug:

[Deep13]

11. How 'bout, "Do you think size matters?"

[sniffa]

9. if you were a juice, you'd be veryfine

oh yeah

[Pale Blue Dot]

10. Are you an art lover?

Hi, I'm Art!

:puke:

(I actually heard this used once, and from then on I vowed to never, ever use a pickup line).

[Deep13]

12. On Family Guy: Meg to Kevin Swanson:

"I can't taste salt."

[Deep13]

13. "Ever see a brand new $50 bill?"

[bertha katzenengel]

14. Mmm... nice shirt... but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

;)

[Jokerman]

15. You must have mirrors in those pants...

'cause I see myself in them.

[Deep13]

16. "Are those real?"

[jmm]

17. I'm not old enough to be your father but

I could still be your daddy.

:eyes:

Somebody said that to me a few weeks ago. The saddest thing about it was that he was actually kind of hot but he killed any chance he had with that line.

[Deep13]

18. "Hips or lips?"

[mark414]

19. did it hurt...

when you fell from heaven, you angel?

[Patiod]

20. "Do you play basketball" (asked by a short yuppie)

trying to amuse his friends.

For once I had the right reply just when it was needed:

"No. Are you a jockey?"

[micrometer_50]

21. You remind me of a large mouth bass -

I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

[BearClaws]

22. You Know I Drive a BMW.

I actually heard a some dork use that as his opening line.

[Deep13]

28. Actually driving one is impressive.

Most owners just wait while the Beamer is in the shop.

[MissMillie]

27. People really talk like that to someone they just met

And we're supposed to find it hot?

[dubyaD40web]

23. "You know what would look good IN you baby?? ME! "

"Wanna make $5 bucks the hard way?

[trackfan]

24. "I'm a member of the Wal-Mart team!"

[Deep13]

32. cheap, arrogant and tasteless

[mac56]

25. "Lower your standards! I did."

nm

[Divameow77]

26. When I told a guy I was married

"So what a ring can't block a hole"

[Deep13]

29. Smooth!

:eyes:

[Divameow77]

31. Yea, I'm sure the dork has women lined up,

to get out the door.

[Deep13]

35. For real: US law student to prostitute in Austria in burlesque club:

In squeaky, kiddish voice

"Do you give student discounts?"

:think: :rofl:

[lildreamer316]

30. "Is that a keg in your t-bar?"

(I'm a stripper)
"'cause I want to tap that ass!"
I was laughing so hard I couldn't finish the dance.

[Deep13]

33. Yah know Fundy lawmakers are trying to outlaw that in OH.

I posted it in the Ohio forum.

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

34. You look like you'd soon jump off a bridge...

used by my self...successfully. a great tearquencher story with happy end. But sadly at an end for long now.

[cleofus1]

36. so baby

what color panties you wearin?

[Deep13]

37. "Wanna know why they call me the minuteman?"

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

38. you'd fit nicely on my dick

not from own experience (could hurt the cheek or other vulnerable spots)

[tigereye]

47. oh you can't be serious!

that is really really bad! :eyes:

[tenshi816]

39. "Hey honey, can I buy you a car?"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

40. Have you met my friend One Hung Low?

[Deep13]

41. "What's you sign? Mine's slippery when wet, if ya know what I mean."

[BlondieK143]

54. I actually know someone that has that tattoo.

In the same area it would apply. :scared:

[Deep13]

42. "The Lord and I want to buy you a drink."

[Dora]

43. You look exotic

Do you have any Indian in you?

Do you want one?

[GreenPartyVoter]

44. *Do the pistol shoot from the hip finger* "Hey, baby.. haven't I

done ya before?"

[Lannes]

45. Somebody better call God

Because heaven is missing an angel.

[Deep13]

46. "Are you a top, bottom or switch?"

[RPM]

48. Hey - you want to get some 40s, get fucked up?

Yes my friend yelled that to a couple of women from my car's sunroof.

No - it did not work....

[ghostsofgiants]

49. "If I said you had a great body..."

"...would you hold it against me?"

[edbermac]

50. I am no longer infected...

[edbermac]

51. Could I use your underwear to make soup?

[u4ic]

52. I may not be Wilma Flintstone

but I can make your Bed Rock!! :bounce:

[Hugin]

53. Hello there... My name is (Real Name).

Goes right over their heads for some reason.

;)

[auburngrad82]

55. "Tickle your ass with a feather?"

I mean, Particularly nasty weather...

[Liberal_Andy]

56. Hey, didn't I see your sister at the mall?

"Really? What was she doing there?"

"Getting her watch fixed, I think."

The possibilities from this point on are endless!