well, I've never been to heaven.

[ulysses]

Discuss.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. But I've been to Oklahoma.

[skeeterintexas]

2. Oh..they tell me I was born there

.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. But I really don't remember.

[meegbear]

3. But I've been to Oklahoma ...

They tell me I was born there, but I really don't remember.

[ulysses]

5. Oklahoma, not Arizona.

What does it matter?

[skeeterintexas]

10. Really, does it matter?

.

[ulysses]

14. actually, yes.

I grew up in OK. :)

[skeeterintexas]

17. Born in a coma?

.

[ulysses]

19. heh!

Thought I might get that from a Texan. :D

[skeeterintexas]

6. I've never been to Spain

[Midlodemocrat]

7. But I kind of like the music.

...they say the ladies are insane there.

[ulysses]

8. and they sure know how to use it

[skeeterintexas]

11. They don't abuse it

[ulysses]

12. never gonna lose it

[ulysses]

25. I can't refuse it

[skeeterintexas]

13. Well, I've never been to England

.

[ulysses]

15. but I kinda like the Beatles

[skeeterintexas]

16. Oh I headed for Las Vegas

,

[ulysses]

18. only made it out to Needles

[skeeterintexas]

23. Can you feel it?

.

[ulysses]

27. must be real it

[skeeterintexas]

29. It feels so good

.

[GOPBasher]

9. Me neither. I wonder how the decorations are. n/t

[MissMillie]

20. Is there where someone's supposed to say

"I'll take you there."?

[ulysses]

22. I think that's a different song

:)

[skeeterintexas]

21. Aside: Can you believe this was written by Hoyt Axton?

[ulysses]

24. I'd forgotten that.

I still have a hard time believing that a parent would name a kid "Hoyt".

[skeeterintexas]

26. And thanks for the ear worm.

[ulysses]

28. no problem!

:D