Flamebait!

[absyntheNsugar]

What subject line would cause the most flames?

"Howard Dean is really a space Alien!"

"New York/California/Texas/Boston smells like ass!"

"My Cat can beat up your cat!"

any other guaranteed flame wars in a subject heading waiting to happen?

[Gman]

1. Dean is another Dukakis or McGovern

has worked very well for me over the last few months.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Or "Vote Dean if you want Republican-lite

and vote for (put your candidate here) if you want a democracy"

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. But here's the ultimate flamebait: "Keep your kids out of my restaurant!!"

[ThorsteinVeblen]

4. Breastfeeding in public should be illegal!

[boxster]

45. Breastfeeding in public should be mandatory!

[ThorsteinVeblen]

46. I agree - but that is flamebait as well.

[ThorsteinVeblen]

5. I've never met a "real" Atheist!

[ThorsteinVeblen]

6. No doesn't always mean no/she deserved it.

[Langis]

9. That's a good one!

[Gman]

11. Whoa! That's a good one

every guy knows that no usually means at least maybe, depending on how "no" is expressed.

[Renew Deal]

15. oh boy

lol

[Langis]

7. Vote green if you want Bush out next year!

That will get everyone worked up.

[_NorCal_D_]

44. That's the one!

Guaranteed to have 100 posts in 15 minutes!

[ThorsteinVeblen]

8. Abortion as birth control is immoral.

[ThorsteinVeblen]

10. Cats suck.

From Camille Paglia's "Sexual Personne":

Cats are prowlers, uncanny creatures of the night. Cruelty and play are one for them...They live by and for fear, practicing being scared or spooking humans by sudden rushings and ambushes. Cats dwell in the occult, that is, the "hidden"...the cat really is in league with chthonian nature, Christianity's mortal enemy...Compared to dogs, slavishly eager to please, cats are autocrats of naked self-interest. They are both amoral and immoral, consciously breaking rules. Their "evil" look at such times is no human projection: the cat may be the only animal who savors the perverse or reflects upon it.

In other words: Cats are Republicans.

[SOteric]

12. Religion/Atheism seems pretty much guaranteed to

[SiobhanClancy]

13. "Fred Phelps has the right idea"

or something like that...that's about the worst thing I can think of(the bastard)

[Renew Deal]

14. Why Wolfowitz is right.

[Langis]

16. Zell Miller is on the right track, we could learn a lot from him!

[Blue-Jay]

17. "Why do you broads complain so much?"

I guarantee that Skittles will kick your ass if you try that one!

[Renew Deal]

18. KFC: Kucinich for commies.

[Blue-Jay]

19. or.... "What is meat? MEAT IS TASTY! What is fur? FUR IS WARM!"

<tries to avoid the rotten fruit>

[ThorsteinVeblen]

20. Vegatarians are pussies!

[Renew Deal]

23. That one will do it.

[Renew Deal]

21. Candidates with 2 first names can't win. Dean Wes Howard Clark

[SiobhanClancy]

22. "Why Reagan Was A Better President Than FDR"

:puke:

[Renew Deal]

24. Let's invade GD with these at a certain time.

7:15, 7:30 What do you think?

[Blue-Jay]

25. hahaha! I'm in!

Some of these would cause a stroke.

[Renew Deal]

27. What time?

[Capn Sunshine]

30. no time like the present!

bwaaa haaa haaaa

[Renew Deal]

32. I'm going in. lol

[Padraig18]

34. Thanks!

Just what we need-- a healthy dollop of mayhem to go with the semi-institutionalized insanity that's the norm over there... :P

[Renew Deal]

35. lol

:toast:

[SiobhanClancy]

36. Looks you're the only one with nerve enough to do it...

:yourock:

[Rowdyboy]

26. Southerners are all racist pigs...

and Nader Was Right get my blood moving...

[geniph]

28. Greens and Gays are the reason Bush is in office!

and yes, that was a real thread title, back before the Capitol Grilling schism...

[Padraig18]

29. "Women should be see and not heard."

I GUARANTEE you could see the smoke pillar for hundreds of miles... :P

[Capn Sunshine]

31. In defense of Donald Rumsfeld

[Rowdyboy]

33. ROTFLMAO

Thank you! You made my night!

[SmileyBoy]

39. I just used that one. LOL!!!

O boy, the fun's about to begin...

[LizW]

37. Kobe Bryant is hot (n/t)

[Padraig18]

38. Umm...

I think he is, actually! :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

41. Maybe he's been barking up the wrong tree all this time

Maybe he could do us both a favor and switch teams

[Kamika]

40. Heres two threads i got banned for..

1. What does "support" our soldiers mean?

and

2. What was really so bad with the 10 commandements statue?


baddabing baddabom



edit: spamming your flamebaits in gd is trés lame

[Renew Deal]

42. This is how it all started

:yourock:

[_NorCal_D_]

43. 'My Cat can beat up your cat!!'

I vote for this one!:bounce: