BREAKING CNN (Inside Politics): Saddam Does NOT Like "Fruit Loops"

[matcom]

prefers Raisin Bran

developing....

:eyes:

[Hugin]

1. Good lord!

[GOPisEvil]

2. ,,,and none of that generic shit either!

:eyes:

[matcom]

7. i swear. the 'anchor' thought he REALLY cracked a good one there

:eyes:

off to FoodTV :eyes:

so much for CNN doing 'real' news

[GOPisEvil]

8. Chiarello's almost on anyway.

To hell with CNN and the rest of them!

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Saddam sucks at cereal

Everyone knows Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Count Chocula are where it's at.

[Hugin]

6. I'm a Musilix man myself.

I need the fiber.

[chickenscratching]

4. matcom, what kind of cereal do you like?

I am currently eating, 'cracklin' oat bran'
:bounce:

[matcom]

5. Lucky Charms

they are magically delicious :9

[chickenscratching]

9. Do you think the marshmallow to grain pieces ratio

has changed in the past five or ten years?


Lucky Charms are superb! :popcorn:

[matcom]

11. NO SEX THREADS!

:P

[chickenscratching]

15. how about a

CHEX THREAD!!! hot hot hot! :crazy:

[matcom]

16. why do you hate 'Murica?

x(

there isn't ONE pretzel stick IN that pic

[chickenscratching]

18. did I tell you about the time,

I ate Chex mix, and there was only ONE pretzel stick!! I put it so HARD and so DEEP in my mouth because I was SO angry! SO angry it didn't FIT!

x(
screw you, chex!!!

[matcom]

19. i propose a boycott!

fuck them. fuck them ALL x(

[yvr girl]

30. You just like the idea of getting LUCKY

don't you.

[name not needed]

32. Oh, please.

Did you know that Lucky Charms is a plot by the British to fund their further subjugation of Northern Ireland and to spy on Sinn Fein?

[matcom]

35. Tony Blair is actually my Love Child

my opinion is therefore 'swayed'

[name not needed]

36. You're Ian Paisley's bitch!

[matcom]

37. not at all

i was the 'pitcher'

[Sannum]

10. this is news?

Breaking News: Sannum likes Cheerios

[matcom]

12. according to CNN

inside "POLITICS" :eyes:

[davidinalameda]

13. I love fruit loops

and fruity pebbles

maybe it's because i am a fruit loop

:party:

[4_Legs_Good]

34. Both of those suck once they're soggy

You *HAVE* to admit that.

I agree, though, that they're fine when they're still crisp.

[TripAndFall]

14. Thank God

I was worried about his cereal prefernces

Damned If I Know

[edbermac]

17. Does he like Cap'n Crunch?

[name not needed]

20. Fine, more for me then!

:D

[Hugin]

21. Why no mention of this in the DSM?

It *HAD* to be part of the march to war.

[madinmaryland]

22. Heard on AAR, that he liked Reagan!

Gee, all those wmd that ronnie and rummie sold him!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

23. What does Saddam have against Fruit Loops?

George Bush is a Fruit Loop, maybe that's got something to do with it? :shrug:

[name not needed]

27. Don't bring Froot Loops down to that level, dammit.

:)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

40. You're right.

GWB is the "Froot Rings" generic version.

[name not needed]

41. Damn him and his bland, generic lack of taste and brand recognition!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. Seriously

Bush isn't hip at all, what a loser!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

24. fruit loops could use it in an ad

"Kelloggs Fruit Loops - hated by Saddam Hussein. We Must be doing something right."

[greekspeak]

25. If he likes Raisin Bran, does this mean we have to "clense" raisin bran to

FREEDOM bran? How many years has it been now since BREAKING NEWS meant some major story was actually breaking?!?

[Bouncy Ball]

26. Please tell me you're not serious.

That's a FUCKING STORY ON CNN??????? Tell me no.

[matcom]

28. "Inside Politics"

LEAD Story

sorry

[Bouncy Ball]

29. And Jesus wept.

I just KNEW your thread had to be satire. There was no way cable news had sunk that far.

But I guess it has.

What an irrelevant joke they are.

[matcom]

31. sadly, you KNEW 'wrong'

Jesus is dead

[4_Legs_Good]

33. Once Froot Loops get soggy they're really bad, but the same is

true to almost the same extent with Raisin Bran. Total Raisin Bran, OTOH, stays crispy!

Glad to see the Mind Control Media is finally covering important issues.

david

[48pan]

38. Must be a slow news day. n/t

[ismnotwasm]

39. Well maybe it's the laxative side effect

He might be just a bit constipated. Gee, do ya think they cover when he takes a shit?