U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES

[liberal N proud]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Irag and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:



1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



THIS MESS IN IRAQ SHOULD BE OVER IN A WEEK!

[Kraklen]

1. Little known fact. Hell's Angels won us the Vietnam war.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097954/

[liberal N proud]

2. Hence - Rolling Thunder

[Kraklen]

Mmhmm.

And "the light at the end of the tunnel."

[Kraklen]

3. Mmhmm.

And "the light at the end of the tunnel."

[sasquatch]

4. My dad used to tell that joke to me

The truth is the rednecks will shit down their pants when the terrorist return fire.

[TheMightyFavog]

5. Just like Ted Nugent did!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Nugent

Nugent dodged the draft during the Vietnam War. In an interview for the Detroit Free Press (July 15, 1990), Nugent described how he avoided the draft: He claims that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last ten days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with excrement and stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says.

[Bzzzz]

9. And now he's...

one of the biggest fucking rednecks there is.

[AX10]

6. Should we make Kid Rock and Ted Nugent Batallion Commanders?

:D

:rofl:

[lpbk2713]

10. Throw in Charlie Daniels and that "God Blesss the USA " guy.

Let them depend on one another. They won't last long.

[AX10]

14. "Lee Greenwood" and add Toby "KKKeith" to it too.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

15. No. Because they're chickenshit

They'd run off to Canada if somebody actually made them defend their country with anything more than bluster and bravado.

Skinner -- sorry about the chicken reference...

[obxhead]

7. Great.

My idea of "hunting for sport"
Go into the woods naked armed with only a 3 inch knife.
:hide:

[DS1]

8. Fuck Rednecks

They don't deserve credit like this.

This entire theory relies on a goddamn redneck knowing where Iraq actually IS

[sasquatch]

11. Read post #4

[Tsiyu]

12. Stupid joke

proving that ignorance knows no boundaries....try something actually FUNNY next time

[KitchenWitch]

13. ahem....isn't this a backdoor chicken thread?