The I HATE EVERYTHING thread

[nickgutierrez]

You are a terrible person, and everything you like sucks.

Well, not really. I actually like most of you. But dammit we've been negative lately. So, I've started this thread so we can just let it all out. Have at it.

:)

[ismnotwasm]

1. Like that Slipknot song

I am Hated (my favorite line--everything sucks and I can prove it)

[Writer]

2. I'm diggin' it...

I agree about the negativity - I've been guilty as well. :evilgrin:

So I'm now committed to spreading good karma.

You dig?

Writer.

[nickgutierrez]

3. I dig.

I'm sure I contributed my share, too. But when the day comes that admin comes in to crack down on flame wars about CHICKEN(!!!), the negativity has gone too far. :)

[Writer]

6. Yeah, I'LL give him a helping of chicken...

No, wait, (a-hem). I will honor the admin's wishes and respectfully decline the aforementioned discussion of chicken. From now on, I will restrain my discussion topics to:

a) Pork
b) Beef
c) Tripa

[nickgutierrez]

7. Sounds good to me.

:9

[BlueIris]

4. Oh my GOD, is this ever the thread for me.

I HATE everything. But let's start with the shit I can actually do something about (sort of). Yesterday, I replaced my razor, shaving gel, conditioner and body lotion with slightly different varieties of THE SAME BRANDS. The new stuff SUCKED. I work hard to make sagacious consumer choices because, well, it's not so much that I have more limited resources than I used to as it is THAT I HATE MOST THINGS BEING SOLD IN THE MARKETPLACE TODAY. Yes, even the really high-end, expensive stuff. That was really just EXTRA frustrating, to have each and every single one of those products be so damn horrible. Is there anything worse (cosmetically) than hating your hair? I think not.

[nickgutierrez]

5. That's justified

:)

To answer your last question: no, there's not.

[BlueIris]

8. Thank you. And may I also just add: AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!

I replaced the items which made me unhappy just a few short hours ago, used the new, more expensive and I was told BETTER varieties and THEY SUCKED EVEN MORE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I have NEVER had SUCH A RUN of BAD LUCK with well-thought out, researched bath and haircare products. MY GOD.

[hfojvt]

10. hair today is gone tomorrow

so it is worse to hate your whole scrawny unmanly body. When was the last time I ever had a good bicep day? Can I wash tomorrow with a different steroid and have a better outcome?

[BlueIris]

12. 'Kay, I'll give you that.

Right now, I'd like different...everything. Goddamnit.

[BlueIris]

13. self-delete

fricking server hates me.

[Qanisqineq]

9. I do hate everything

All of it sucks. The only thing I like is my 3 cats, my parakeet, and my turtle. The husband and everything and everyone else can go. Fuck 'em all. What a shitty week I am having. I feel like telling everyone that tries to talk to me to just go to hell!

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. I don't - I just hate tackiness, artlessness, stupidity, and letting

our cultureless society makes one's decisions for them.

:evilgrin:

[spacelady]

16. Well I hate Couth, Astuteness, Intelligence and Allowing

our Perceptive Civility to let THEM Decide what's good for us! Where am I & what am I doing here?

[leftofthedial]

14. I Hate Everything

He was sitting there beside me
Throwin' doubles down when he ordered up his third
He looked around, then he looked at me
And said I do believe I oughta have one more.
I hate this bar and I hate to drink,
But on second thought, tonight I think I hate everything.

Then he opened up his billfold and threw a 20 down
And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground
And I picked it up he said Thank ya bud.
I put it in his hand, He said I probably oughta throw
This one away, 'cause she's the reason I feel this way,
I hate everything.

I hate my job, and I hate my life.
If it weren't for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife.
I know I should move on and try to start again,
But I just can't get over her leaving me for him.
Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring,
And said I hate everything.

He said, That one bedroom apartment where I get my mail,
Is really not a home, it's more like a jail,
With a swimming pool and a parking lot view. Man, it's just great!

I hate summer, winter, fall, and spring,
Red and yellow, purple, blue and green.
I hate everything.

I hate my job, and I hate my life.
If it werent for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife.
I know I should move on and try to start again,
But I just can't get over her leaving me for him.
Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring,
And said I hate everything.

So I pulled out my phone and I called my house
I said Babe, I'm coming home we're gonna work this out.
I paid for his drinks and I told him Thanks!
Thanks for everything...

[BlueIris]

15. ODWALLA IS MADE BY COCA_COLA.

I am SO pissed. I've been paying so much attention to crazy government news for one year (the amount of time I've been consuming massive amounts of Odwalla products) that I TOTALLY missed out on finding that out. GODDAMNIT.