i think congress needs to outLaw griLLed cheese sandwiches

[sniffa]

after the fLag amendment, it might just be the most important issue we face. i mean, we can't just have peopLe griLLing and possibLy burning american cheese. what are we fighting for after aLL!?
and sometimes the cheese just gets so hot and you couLd burn your mouth.


what other important matters shouLd be attended to next?

[KitchenWitch]

1. they also need to make a law stating that from now on

long deep fried potato strips will be called "freedom fries". Keep the damn french out of Amurkkka

[tyedyeto]

2. chicken fried steak....which isn't really chicken, it's beef???

[yvr girl]

3. I think we should outlaw dirty cars

They look so messy.

[sniffa]

4. but that infringes on the first amendment

which aLLows us to write messages (such as "wash me") freeLy in the dirt on cars.

[yvr girl]

5. Well, you have a point

but couldn't you just use spray paint? :shrug:

[sniffa]

8. that's vandaLism

i can see you are unfamiLiar with our form of government and our sweet, sweet freedoms.

[yvr girl]

23. I live in a Socialist country

We just take our cars to the nearest government run shop and they're fixed for FREE.

[sniffa]

27. yeah but you have to wait years to get it back

[tjwmason]

28. Is that all you write

The customary message round here is "I wish my girl-friend was this dirty".

[tridim]

7. Just had a 'Pleasantville' flashback

How soon until we have a 'decency act' here in Bushland?

Pleasantville is a great movie BTW if you haven't seen it.

[rug]

6. Furthermore

it would be blasphemy if there's a religious image on it.

[sniffa]

9. good point

but what if it's one of the heathen reLigions?

[biscodawg]

10. hot coffee could burn you

DOWN WITH HOT COFFEE!

[sniffa]

12. Let's not go crazy

down with Lawyers instead.

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. That's it!

I'm not cybering with you anymore! You're obviously crazy. :o

[sniffa]

15. i didn't know you cybered

and you've been hoLding out on me? :cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. All you have to do is ask

;)


:rofl:

[sniffa]

20. ok

um, i'm shy.


:loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. LOL!

:P


:loveya:

[biscodawg]

18. you are just now figuring that out

}(

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Well, when Cubbie, Kleeb and Lefty are around,

you seem kind of normal, ya know? :P

[Telly Savalas]

11. Moderate Democrats should have compromised on the flag issue.

Demand that it's OK for the general populace to burn the flag, but crackdown on steriod use among the flagburning community.

[Duncan Grant]

13. More moms should be making apple pie.

There's a shortage of mom's apple pie in today's Amurka. Of course, those should be Southern Baptist apple pies - not the Catholic, Jewish, Buddhist, or Muslim variety (Jesus likes the Baptist version best and any other protestant denomination - second best, fyi).

More pie. More flags. Mo' better. Wouldn't you agree?

[sniffa]

19. great idea

:thumbsup:

maybe a rider couLd be added to that: murkins must have dye added to their bLood to make red, white and bLue.

[ashling]

30. Or as my grate governor Perry says:

Mo pies, mofo!

[Guy Fawkes]

16. I use Muenster cheese....

so good!

[WhollyHeretic]

21. Grilled Cheese is part of the Gay Agenda

When you have boys eating sandwiches whose name sounds like "girl cheese" it creates sexual ambiguity which leads to perversion. We must stop these so called "grilled" cheese sandwiches before they tear apart the very fabric of our great god-fearing country.

[sniffa]

25. pfft

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

26. Can they outlaw the Morans?

[xmas74]

29. Can't do that.

My kid would never eat again.
then again, she doesn't like hers made w/ American cheese so we might be ok.

[baldguy]

31. I love grilled cheese sammiches.

And sometimes I put DIFFERENT cheeses together - American & Canadian cheddar, or American & Swiss. Getting them all gooey and mixed together - mmmmm-mmmmm-mmmmm!

[matcom]

32. because when i cook a grilled cheese......

i see Jesus

[Bunny]

33. What if you made one out of Roquefort cheese? Wouldn't that be

like burning the French, and wouldn't that be a good thing? :shrug:

(sarcasm)

[Lannes]

34. Croque monsieur ou croque madame?