Weird Al's Greatest Hits...

[arwalden]

Poll question: Weird Al's Greatest Hits...

... which is your favorite?

[Lannes]

1. Eat it just eat it.

[terrya]

2. "Ricky" is my favorite.

A parody of "I Love Lucy"...works for me. :-)

[unblock]

3. one more minute!

(constant doo wops in the background throughout the song)
Aahh....
Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)
So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)
That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again
Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
Than spend one more minute with you

[aeolian]

4. Amish Paradise

[ET Awful]

7. If for no other reason than the fact that it pissed Coolio off royally

:)

[bbernardini]

14. Especially since Coolio ripped it off of Stevie Wonder.

[flygal]

9. I thought that was pretty funny

when he was flipping off the camera - he really cracks me up. I saw him in concert and he was kind of lame - but his videos and songs are fun.

[Birthmark]

11. Without a doubt his best work.

[Debbi801]

13. I love this one!

My 12 yr old has most of Weird Al's songs. This is definitely our favorite.

[bbernardini]

5. "Rice Rice Baby" isn't a "Weird Al" parody.

Just sayin'.

[arwalden]

6. Really? I Thought It Was.

Hmmm.

[Eagle_Eye]

8. I would have to pick 'other'. I like "Trigger Happy"

"Trigger Happy"

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greter
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I'm so trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

[Enraged_Ape]

10. My Balogna

I think it was his first, a parody of "My Sharona". Nothing but Al and an accordion.

[sasquatch]

12. Did you know that recorded that in a college dorm bathroom

:)

[Enraged_Ape]

16. I did not know that; it sounds like it

That early stuff was pretty cheesy, but it was still pretty good.

[China_cat]

15. The Saga Begins

[asthmaticeog]

17. Another One Rides the Bus

Ah, the classics...

[LynneSin]

18. Geez, that's like asking for LynneSin's best bathroom moments

:hurts:

[SKKY]

19. It's all about the Pentiums baby!

You think your commodore64 is really neato.
What kind of chip you got in there? A Dorito?

So you wanna be a hacker, code cracker, slacker.
Wasting time with all the chat room yackers.
9-5 chillin' at Hewlett-Packard.

Funny, freakin' hilarious!