Who wants to play auto-fill non sequitirs?

[Zuni]

Fun game. Just let auto fill fill the subject line and let the games begin. Fun for everyone!

:hi:

[Zuni]

1. last year I had a kitchen fire in my apartment

[Zuni]

2. but he is always scratching himself

[Richardo]

9. I see a recruiter's wet dream

[Zuni]

14. that doesn't excuse his chicken!

[El Fuego]

25. LOCKING

[Zuni]

30. because it is chicken related

[progmom]

60. chicken = flamebait

[Zuni]

79. Fred and Ethel Hampton

[El Fuego]

216. Did you know you can grill the chicken on the thread flame?

It is quite tasty.

[progmom]

222. I don't like fried chicken.

[Zuni]

226. Mom?

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Err, how do you do that?

Sorry, stupid question.

[Misunderestimator]

4. We could have a whole thread on the trashy stuff sniffa does...

:rofl:

To answer your question... you have to have the autofill option turned on in your browser preferences... then everything you've typed in the past will drop down automatically when you type in the subject line of the post. (The list will reduce with each letter you type to include only the subject lines that begin with the same letters.)

[Zuni]

6. a MAN had this in his sigline!! A man!

[Misunderestimator]

18. YES!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

[dolo amber]

27. I always thought homosexuals were gay

[Misunderestimator]

29. OMG... That really startled me for a split second.

[Zuni]

32. you UN loving, one world government wishing, Papist lackey!

[Misunderestimator]

41. Oh dear... you are confusing me with my SO now...

:rofl:

[progmom]

55. untether your inner sailor!

[Zuni]

81. skin is the best part of fried chicken!

[progmom]

90. i think skinner basically covered it

[Zuni]

100. McCloud?

[progmom]

103. how exactly do you explain that to a cat?

[Zuni]

113. you have to take it nice and slow

[progmom]

114. you're shrinking!!!

[Zuni]

124. that isn't my penis!

[progmom]

127. holy crap - could your sig be any bigger??

[Misunderestimator]

LOL... My guess would be that it's a weather balloon or something...

[Zuni]

133. it isn't that impressive

[Misunderestimator]

138. Whatever it is... I promise not to take advantage of you.

[Zuni]

142. thats mighty white of you

[Misunderestimator]

152. Rattlesnake

[progmom]

146. you can do whatever you like

[Misunderestimator]

150. L.O.L. Holy Leotards! Shazam!

[Zuni]

153. London calling

[progmom]

160. Now is the time on DU when we pay tribute to Peggy Lee.

[progmom]

162. Do it. They make me laugh out loud. Even when it's the 20th time

[Zuni]

151. I won't let that shit get to me either

[progmom]

219. i'm just kind of generally freaked out tonight

[Misunderestimator]

91. LOL... And it SO wouldn't work on me!!

[progmom]

93. second time you made me spit today

[Misunderestimator]

118. Well... we all know how intimidating rainbows are...

[Zuni]

122. no---I am gonna need a few bumps of crank for today

[Misunderestimator]

134. Really... hmm.... that's interesting...

[progmom]

165. Holy shit - I thought I was about to be fired.

[progmom]

123. are we going to see your ass again?

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

132. HEZBOLLAH!!

:rofl:

[progmom]

144. i have no idea what this means.

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

147. I have heard the term and always assumed it was a legitimate one.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[progmom]

154. wow - you lost me again

:rofl:

[Zuni]

149. meow meow meow meow meow meow meow .....yeah!

[Misunderestimator]

155. My logitech scrolling optical mouse of course!

[progmom]

159. how exactly do you explain that to a cat?

[Misunderestimator]

166. Ask him to go "nyuck nyuck nyuck" for you.

[progmom]

174. that song makes me laugh every time

(you have the strangest things in your autofill queue!!)

[Zuni]

161. no, it was a possum

[name not needed]

212. David Hasslehoff?

[progmom]

213. if my kid were to scream

[name not needed]

215. There's pics of Maggie dressed like an elf. Go ask her about it.

[dolo amber]

36. Testicles, dude

[Zuni]

38. what kind of sausage are you reffering to?

[dolo amber]

43. Labels are for soup cans!

[progmom]

57. every time????

[progmom]

72. i thought they just made you horny?

[Zuni]

jive turkey

[progmom]

94. i love louis jordan!

[Zuni]

115. I love you too

[progmom]

120. i am woman, hear me roar

[Zuni]

128. not unless you feel like sitting through a long rant

[progmom]

164. and a happy solstice to you!

[Zuni]

171. hey---it's just a midget with a panda mask

[progmom]

180. is it safe to?

[Zuni]

183. just try it

[progmom]

194. holy fuck

[Misunderestimator]

40. Pig's feet...

[progmom]

59. good - Harry has my full support

[teach1st]

5. The closer to the action, the more intense the sound...

[Zuni]

7. only in the doghouse

[progmom]

61. how does your chin feel?

[In_The_Wind]

8. ... how do you reciprocate

[Zuni]

17. confession time---I do like scrapple

[Misunderestimator]

26. Ew, yes... gelatinous.... now I remember it even more clearly.

[In_The_Wind]

33. hammocks & dogs don't mix

[Zuni]

35. scared like a horse in a glue factory

[In_The_Wind]

163. haven't most of us had days like that

[progmom]

208. she had a crappy weekend

[In_The_Wind]

217. but the worst of it is returning everything to its proper place

[teach1st]

10. Is Florida the new Poland?

[Zuni]

11. all those mean ass hemaphrodites

[dolo amber]

185. NOT a goddamn Ash tree

[dolo amber]

12. Just for the record, RandomKoolzip is the flat-chested tart

[Zuni]

13. what is your favorite song off the WWF album "Piledriver"?

[dolo amber]

15. Reindeer is kosher??!?!

[Zuni]

22. Lawry's?!?! What are you, Amish?

[progmom]

75. I used to be a rolling stone You know if the cause was right

[Zuni]

105. some graveyard will be your resting place...woman I am trouble

[progmom]

108. you have a swingin' pad, will pitt

[Zuni]

117. no, that is House of the Dead

[progmom]

126. i have mixed feelings about you, Al.

[Zuni]

130. The Abe Lincoln Experience is what I want to call my next band

[progmom]

205. now i don't know if it's true, but i heard..,.

[chickenscratching]

16. all you got is a corn nut, baby

[Zuni]

19. I have no respect for any one who makes chicken improperly

[teach1st]

20. Roaches? It could be worse. Why, in Alaska...

[Zuni]

37. what a douchebag

[progmom]

97. i'll tell you a secret

[dolo amber]

21. We effin' lurve you too, toots

[Zuni]

24. boy, Hedges sure is lucky

[teach1st]

23. Resume the mints on the pillows....

[Zuni]

28. don't poop in the urinals

[Misunderestimator]

31. YUCK!! Please tell me that's not really your keyboard!

[Zuni]

34. Those autofill threads are way too addictive and fun

[teach1st]

39. Who's leaking all of a sudden?

[Zuni]

42. It is year zero on DU, baby

[Misunderestimator]

44. That's one sick individual... but not a surprise...

[Zuni]

45. I do watch Dallas sometimes on the soap opera channel

[teach1st]

47. I'm ashamed to say I never heard of this...

[progmom]

83. do you really not know?

[Zuni]

136. what is so obscene about poultry?

[progmom]

140. that too. i can't believe you were gauche enough to even mention it.

[Zuni]

145. shazam!

[progmom]

148. *gasp*

[Misunderestimator]

170. *pant*

[progmom]

175. aaaaaaaauuuuuuughhhh

[Zuni]

178. johnny, nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Zuni]

176. *snarf*

[Misunderestimator]

189. *splurt*

[progmom]

199. yum

[chickenscratching]

46. I am a Neverending storreeeeee!! lal la la la la al al ala la

[dolo amber]

48. Semi-erectus, at best

[teach1st]

50. A Fugs mix...

[dolo amber]

51. Pay no attention to the drunkard

[chickenscratching]

52. WHY ARE YOU SO CAPPED?!

[dolo amber]

54. God doesn't want you to be poor!!

[chickenscratching]

58. Don't get Fresh with ME!

[dolo amber]

64. Can't riot...watching television...

[chickenscratching]

66. seriously! very tersey wersey today

[dolo amber]

67. Maybe his aging man-boob will pop out

[progmom]

77. that must be why they taste like shit now

[dolo amber]

82. Ummm..."Jesus Loves Me"...?

[progmom]

86. maybe i am your mom!

[dolo amber]

88. Let's all apply to be mods!!!

[progmom]

89. i don't even know what i did on that last one

[Zuni]

102. all this sexy talking, so little sex

[progmom]

106. with the lindbergh baby?

[Zuni]

no, the Jews created rock and roll

[progmom]

135. Mike Nichols & Elaine May?

[Zuni]

139. no, Krusty the Klown

[progmom]

169. is he albert brooks's brother?

[Zuni]

182. no, he is from Africa

[progmom]

192. Brian! Brian! You are my hero.

[Sydnie]

49. Even long distance she was shaking her tata's at him!

[teach1st]

53. So are some cowboys...

[chickenscratching]

56. Could someone please just send me something dirty??

[progmom]

63. Put your hand on your mouth when you cough, , that'll help the solution

[chickenscratching]

65. Nope. Just some radom douchi-ness

[progmom]

101. and a happy solstice to you!

[chickenscratching]

224. dont let those pointy elbows run your life

[dolo amber]

62. Another one of my stellar intellectual moments

[teach1st]

68. The kids in my last class were very afraid...

[dolo amber]

70. Keep your sky-wizard off my ovaries!!

[teach1st]

71. Shiavo could have been the straw...

[progmom]

87. i always thought Newt

[Sydnie]

69. Screw you Sensenbrenner

[dolo amber]

73. *backs away slowly*

[progmom]

74. motherfucker

[dolo amber]

76. Yak and Kleeb, or if you prefer, Kleeb and Yak

[Zuni]

78. we could all post wang pics

[progmom]

80. i'm calling up progdad right now

[Zuni]

109. I was waiting for that one

[progmom]

131. hey - great minds, baby!

[Sydnie]

84. yuck! When is Dana going to get his big boy teeth? n/t

[dolo amber]

85. Well they sure nailed THIS secular Jew...

[progmom]

99. paul is dead

[name not needed]

92. "Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile.

[progmom]

95. welcome back chavez

[name not needed]

107. Finally, something in this thread that makes sense!

[Zuni]

111. I hate bad photoshop

[progmom]

112. that's why i always carry my american express card

[Sydnie]

96. It's only a small leap from letting a dog lick you on the lips

[progmom]

98. My grandma and your grandma, sittin' by the fire.

[name not needed]

104. Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?

[progmom]

110. i'm ever so close to becoming a vegetarian again

[Zuni]

119. for cheescake, anything!

[progmom]

137. Jerk chicken sandwich

[name not needed]

121. da na na na na na da na na na na na BATMAN!

[progmom]

209. Andrew Ridgely from Wham

[name not needed]

210. BRILLIANT!!

[progmom]

211. Yes. I was at a Tigers game 4 years ago when they had to stop play

[name not needed]

214. Scotty! Fondle... me. AT ALL COSTS!

[Maestro]

116. The universe was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster

I told you. Didn't believe me?

[Misunderestimator]

125. Why do I get the feeling this post is mocking others?

[progmom]

129. why do you hate me so much?

[Zuni]

141. you know I loves ya, kitten

[progmom]

157. likewise, my dear

[Misunderestimator]

143. It's now or never, up my precious butt

[progmom]

few actually know just how depraved i am

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

179. I think you know that this is not about Catholicism

[progmom]

187. it's one of those silly cultural things

[Zuni]

156. putting your hard drive in oil doesn't ruin it?

[chickenscratching]

158. no sobriety in my society

[progmom]

167. i think of them as the aughts

[Zuni]

173. Ha! I don't write "OPPS"!

[Zuni]

168. I hear you knockin'

[progmom]

196. living on the edge, mr scorpio

[Maestro]

220. No it is not.

I assure you, unless of course you want to take Evolution out of schools. ;) Really, I thought it a humorous way of stating why the ID presented by some has no place in public schools unless you include everyone's version of ID.

[Maestro]

221. Wait, that previous response was much too serious.

Damn! I hate it my appendages get hurt.

[dolo amber]

172. Tony bloody DANZA?!?!

[progmom]

177. yes - that is exactly true

[Misunderestimator]

181. Well, he's definitely a republican, no wonder he doesn't want to sign up.

[progmom]

186. you're under my bed?

[Misunderestimator]

188. Yes indeed. Wish I'd never moved here... please, everyone stay away.

:rofl:

[progmom]

191. can i be pokey?

:shrug:

[dolo amber]

184. Yes...wallow, wallow, wallow little piggies

[progmom]

190. oooh - this sounds like fun!

[dolo amber]

193. Fookin' aye, ye knob-jockey!!

[progmom]

195. i'm really ok with that

[dolo amber]

197. Good grief...why do fundies hate fashion??

[progmom]

201. because they hate you?

[dolo amber]

203. Chavez made me sterile

[progmom]

207. there just hasn't been enough truth-speaking around here without you

[Sydnie]

198. How long before they pass the Faux News Protection legislation?

[dolo amber]

200. Well, in the interest of honesty, my Abe Vigodas are kinda weak

[progmom]

202. It was in a bio of his that I picked up a few years ago.

[dolo amber]

204. Rabrrrrrr can get me some Kinkaide?

[progmom]

206. thanks, rabrrrr.....

[Sydnie]

218. What is his favorite two vegetables and fruits though?

[chickenscratching]

223. Holy poker! You son of a double-eyed whore from the reeking gutters of....

[Zuni]

225. take this job and shove it

[chickenscratching]

227. wha! STUPID FUCKING USELESS THREAD ALERT!

[chickenscratching]

228. faithful response in lieu of shitstorm

[Mutley]

229. lol, I know where Paradise is!

[chickenscratching]

230. In your opinion, when was it trashy to begin with?