A girl I have a crush on is getting married......where's the luck?

[Wetzelbill]

A girl I met a few years ago and always had a thing for is getting married. I just read the announcement in the paper. Damn, she just was never single so I couldn't sneak in and win her over. I also found out a few weeks ago that another girl I used to like years ago got married last month. Her I could care less about though.

Although, I haven't kept in touch with the first one for awhile. Just never saw each other much, since the time we had class together. Separate schedules and lives etc.

Forever unrequited.

[Goldmund]

1. That's all right, just go to the wedding...

...climb to a balcony and scream: "Elaaaaaaaaaine!!!!!!"

[WhollyHeretic]

2. BBBBEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN!!!!

[darkism]

3. "Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!"

[tandem5]

5. but try not to make any quick, public transportation getaways...

there is way too much reality as it is lately.

[Wapsie B]

4. Don't say forever.

Remember, the divorce rate is about 50%. But if that ever would happen you may have already met someone just as nice or even better than her.

[Jamastiene]

6. You are not alone.

I have the same kind of luck. The woman I love more than any other always seems to hook up with scruffy disgusting guys and girls. I never get even a slim chance. The one she's with now likes to beat her. I'm not pleased with this news, but I have no right to step in and say anything. She decides who she wants to be with and if that person likes to beat the living shit out of her, I have to try to reconcile this idea in my head. I would accomplish nothing if I tried to do anything. I do know that when I hung around with her she wasn't addicted to crack and methadone. That's for sure. Since she has been with him, she has been in and out of rehab and still uses heavily. I liked her better when she was just a typical pothead, nothing more...

[MrScorpio]

7. You snooze, you lose

The girl for you is out there.

Now go get her.

[tarkus]

8. Maybe the notice is a misprint.

Or perhaps the paper hired a vindictive printer, like someone who asked her out once and got shot down, and his revenge is throwing this bogus article in when the paper went to press.

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