The Gratuitous Stanley Kubrick Movie Quoting Thread

[Chichiri]

Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal.

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. 90 percent of the best quotes will be from Dr. Strangelove, might as well

make the thread about that, LOL.

[Elidor]

2. Were mommy and daddy not nice to little Pyle?

[WillyT]

3. Here Ya Go !!!

:hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Here's a couple:

"I was cured, all right."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

[nickgutierrez]

7. You beat me to the second one

:D

[Swede]

5. Oh my god! It's full of stars!

nt

[enigmatic]

6. My favorite from Full Metal Jacket::

Joker: "If Sgt Hartman finds us we'll be in a world of shit"

Pyle: "...I AM........IN A WORLD........OF SHIT!!............."

[Chichiri]

8. "If this doesn't work . . .

"You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company."

[evlbstrd]

9. That's my fave.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. "Well, Colonel Bat Guano, if that is your real name..."

[Tom Kitten]

10. Cut the shit sonny...

the cat lady

[jpgray]

12. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence (nt)

[IChing]

13. Who can forget? I am Spartacus, No I am Spartacus, No I am Spartacus

No, I am Spartacus, No I am Spartacus..................etc..

[driver8]

14. From "Lolita"...

Clare Quilty: She's a yellow belt. I'm a green belt. That's the way nature made it. What happens is, she throws me all over the place.
Swine: She throws you all over the place?
Clare Quilty: Yes. What she does, she gets me in a, sort of, thing called a sweeping ankle throw. She sweeps my ankles away from under me. I go down with one helluva bang.
Swine: Doesn't it hurt?
Clare Quilty: Well, I sort of lay there in pain, but I love it. I really love it. I lay there hovering between consciousness and unconsciousness. It's really the greatest.

James Mason is so creepy in this movie...