What are you like before your first coffee?

[yvr girl]

I love coffee, but I don't drink it every day. I don't need it to wake up.

[autorank]

1. Before-after

BEFORE = :evilfrown: AFTER = :evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

2. Same here.

Nectar of the gods.

[autorank]

7. A very highly regarded MD told me there was nothing wrong with coffee...

He's about a two pot a day guy but :wtf:, he's a doctor.

S'all right!

[Wapsie B]

10. He must really love the stuff.

2-3 cups for me.

[autorank]

11. Just tell people famous Viennese Shrink, Otto Rank, MD says...

"Coffee, elixir of life!"

[yvr girl]

28. many would agree

[Elidor]

24. Funny, my doctor tells everyone not to drink the stuff

Says it slowly burns out your adrenal gland's ability to produce adrenaline.

Before that first cup I'm the social equivalent of a bear whose hibernation has been disturbed. But I've gone from a three-pot a day habit to just two cups.

[Moochy]

6. Me zombie me need peets coffee

If i dont get my coffee i go on a rampage for BRAINS!!

[autorank]

8. Just not cow brains--

:rofl:

[pstans]

3. Ahhh, coffee

I think I should just have an IV full of coffee hooked up all day long.

[Tsiyu]

4. MEAN and disoriented as in

"Who the hell ARE all you people and why are you wandering around my house?"

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Asleep.

Seriously, I stumble out of bed and get a cup of coffee.

[WhollyHeretic]

9. Stubborn, surly and sarcastic

but then again I don't drink coffee so I guess I always stay that way. :shrug:

[leftofthedial]

12. how the hell would I know what I'm like before coffee?

geez what a stupid question!


;-)

[barb162]

13. incoherent

[evlbstrd]

14. Coffee is the fuel that drives civilization.

Mine, anyway.

[Blue Belle]

15. Uhm... there's life before coffee??

Where do you get this information?

[Kathy in Cambridge]

16. Comatose

[youthere]

17. I used to be a lot like this...

Finally I was able to kick to morning coffee habit. I'm much better now.

[Fuzz]

18. Kind of like this

[Left Is Write]

19. Mine is decaffeinated.

There really isn't an appreciable difference between me before and after my first cup of coffee.

There is, however, a difference between me pre- and post-workout. I generally workout first thing in the morning, and I feel much better, more awake, and more cheerful afterward.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

20. I need it to get the synapses firing

I can function, but if I try to type or anything, I make stupid mistakes.

[Ariana Celeste]

21. Tired, confused. "What day is it?"

"Wait, let me get a cup of coffee." Sip. "Oh shit, it's Thursday?! Ok."

Now, when I don't have coffee OR cigarettes.... :cry:+:grr:+:nuke:

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Just as ranting before as after. And just as cutely sublime.

[swag]

23. Before my first coffee, I am as pure as the driven snow.

[blue neen]

25. I'm in a stupor.

...don't know my name, date of birth, what day it is, the time, the weather, the name of my first born child, or my social security number.

:donut:

[purr]

26. I used to be a 2 pot a day drinker..

put 6 scoops in for a 12 cup coffee maker. STRONG STUFF.

After I found out I was expecting I switched to half-caff and only using 4 scoops for 12 cups.

My cardiologist even yelled at me for the 2 pots a day.. he said something about thats how I can drop weight after having babies :)

[LiberallyInclined]

27. I'm always before my first cup of coffee.

I'm 44, and in all those years- my total cumulative consumption of hot bean-water is less than 1/2 a cup.

i can't stomach the taste, or even the smell of the swill.

[Darth_Kitten]

29. Delightfully GORGEOUS!

bet you weren't expecting this answer. hehe. :evilgrin:

Hot before and after coffee. ;) I sizzle. :) :rofl:

[fortyfeetunder]

30. Just like you.

I haven't had coffee in about 24 hours so I am functioning. It's just another beverage in the morning. However, if I've been sleep deprived, it's like hell to not have one...