What.... is.... wrong.... with..... Scott...... McClellan..?

[Allenberg]

Is. There. A. Reason. He. Can't. Say. More. Than. One. Word. Without. Taking. A. Breath. ? :shrug:

[Richardo]

1. All of those automaton spokespeople with their deadly monotones

Richard Baucher (sp) in the State Dept was exactly the same way, as was Ari. Must be the best way to stay on script in a heated moment. Sure reduces the meaningful content to zero.

In fact they all sound like inexpertly-programmed robots except Rumsfeld, who goes the complete opposite direction toward the Liberace end of the scale.

[ClintonTyree]

2. Asthma?

:shrug:

[kick-ass-bob]

3. It's hard to speak while biting

your tongue from trying to not spill the actual truth.

[Sydnie]

4. He's been taking elocution lessons from blivet**

blivet** can't do that either when he is speaking rather than reading. Even sometimes when reading too. Short attention span? Trying to remember what propaganda needs some catapulting? Trying not to laugh as he spreads more lies?

[BiggJawn]

5. He's... .A..... Fucking.... Moron.....

I know, I listened to him for the first time last week. OHMIGAWD, he was HORRIBLE!!!!

The Mouth of Sauron, and he sounds like he doesn't half-believe the shit he's shovelling, either....

[sniffa]

6. his ear piece operates on a deLay

[Blue-Jay]

7. If you speak quickly, the truth might blurt out.

Can't.


Have.


That.

[u4ic]

8. Stress, from lying

when one is under excessive stress, they can't breathe diaphramatically (hence deeply).

[EC]

9. It's the air under the Clear Sky's Act

too clean for him I suppose?

[dean_dem]

10. Constant bullshitting is an exhausting task.

[Allenberg]

11. He sounds like he's giving a speech

while delivering a kidney stone.