My Name is Matt Foley and I am a Motivational Speaker: Ask me anything!

[LynneSin]

[bugslsu9]

1. Are you married?

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

3. I'm gonna bunk with you, buddy! We're gonna be buddies!

:D

[Debbi801]

2. What happens if I drop out of school and do drugs?

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

5. You're gonna be doing a lot of doobie-rolling when you're living in a van

down by the river

:D

[underpants]

4. Where do you live?

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

7. I am divorced.. and I live in a van down by the river!

:D

[Debi]

6. Do you live in a VAN down by the RIVER?

get the hell away from that coffee table!!!

[LynneSin]

8. I wish you could just shut your big yapper!

:D

[Debi]

9. Pull your pants up n/t

[LynneSin]

10. We-e-e-elll.. la-de-freakin'-da!

[Debi]

15. Now that's what I'm talkin about.

[elperromagico]

11. I want to be a writer. Do you think I have a chance?

[LynneSin]

13. We-e-e-elll.. la-de-freakin'-da! We've got ourselves a writer here!

Hey DU I can't see real good....is that Bill Shakespeare over there?

[elperromagico]

17. Actually, Matt, my friends and family encourage me in my writing.

[hfojvt]

12. what happens if I cannot afford a van?

and what if there is no river in my town?

[LynneSin]

14. You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese

yummy!

[AlGore-08.com]

16. I want to train gay penguins to perform live on Oprah. Do I have chance?

eom

[LynneSin]

18. you're probably gonna find out that you're not gonna amount to Jack Squat!

:shrug:

[AlGore-08.com]

19. But gay penguin training is about art, not fame!

eom