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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 02:43 PM
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Hi! I'm Velvet Jones.


http://snltranscripts.jt.org/82/82cvelvetjones.phtml
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 02:44 PM
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1. Velvet!
It been so long!
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 02:45 PM
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3. Eddie used to be so funny!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 02:45 PM
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2. psst....you're suppose to say "Ask me Anything"
:D
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 02:45 PM
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4. Have you ever been
kicked in the butt by love?
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 02:47 PM
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6. Who wrote the book of love? Velvet. It's as simple as that!
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 02:46 PM
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5. ... and I want to sell you my book, "How To Be A Ho"
HILARIOUS! Makes me want to buy the "Best Of" DVD with Eddie!
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 02:48 PM
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8. I used to have it and it is hilarious!
He does a great James Brown. (Sittin' in the hot tub)
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 03:02 PM
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10. "Gonna put my toe ... in the hot tub ... "
OWWWWWWWW!!!!!

OK, I'm headed to Best Buy this weekend for it....
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 02:47 PM
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7. i used to love that and when he was the prison poet
Edited on Fri Jun-24-05 02:49 PM by chimpsrsmarter
Kill my landlord, kill my land lord
climb through his window, break his neck
then his house i start to wreck,
got not reason, what the heck?
kill my landlord---CILL-my land---lord.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 02:50 PM
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9. What about this one?


http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/84imrrobinson.phtml

Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood!!! Ha!
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