No Internet for me; my apartment is defiled by right wing radio

[Ladyhawk]

Yesterday morning I got a message on my cell phone to get my DSL equipment out of my old apartment NOW, so no Internet for me. No one was there when I removed the router and CAT5 cable, but damn! The cabinets had been ripped out, the ceiling fan and lights had been removed, the carpet and linoleum were gone and there was white dust all over everything. It was almost as bad as when I actually lived there. :) I have at least another week before they finish remodeling and I can move back in. Until then, I won't have much access to the Internet.

This morning I discovered that some asshole was playing the Rush Limbaugh Show full blast from my old apartment. The window is missing now, so the entire building can probably hear it. If I had Internet access, I'd download the most recent Mike Malloy Show and blast it out my window, see how they like that. Fuckers. They're DEFILING my apartment. I'm going to have to have it blessed and exorcised by New Agers. I might even have to sacrifice a goat to the god of left-wing talk radio. Luckily, His Bloatedness, The Oxymoron, wasn't hosting today's show or I might have had a heart attack when I walked out my front door and heard his nasty voice. That voice honestly makes me feel like projectile vomiting. I have that bad a reaction, thanks to family members who forced me to listen for years.

Funny thing is, some caller came on and asked if there would soon be an oligarchy of the rich that could take people's land away from them and the guy subbing for His Corpulence said yes! WTF is that about? Are they blaming it on liberals or something? Or are the dittoheads getting less stupid?

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Zoinks! Definitely play some Malloy when you have the chance *g*

[LSparkle]

2. Alternating between Malloy and Randi should do it

How 'bout a loop of "I HATE THESE PEOPLE!"??

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. Yep that would do it..

[Ladyhawk]

4. I almost wish I could.

I have an old Malloy program saved to hard disk, but I want something more pithy and pertinent. Of course, I could just encourage them to sabotage my apartment. :D

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Yeah.. I was thinking abou thte "acidental" property damage that could

come about.

[LSparkle]

6. That's the drag about the climate in this country

I haven't even got a friggin' bumper sticker on my car because I'm afraid of getting keyed (or worse). They feel perfectly OK blasting Limpballs but I feel like when I listen to Malloy I have to do it quietly (or through headphones).

I want to break freeeeeeeee (thx, Freddie).

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. I have bumperstickers on the VW that I got from mom,. but the

SUV is sticker-free. (In part because it is hubby's work car and therefore something he wants to keep "nice".)